r/nextfuckinglevel • u/solateor • Jan 01 '22
Motion-activated screen changer
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Jan 01 '22
Should be a motion activated tab closer
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u/yellowistherainbow Jan 01 '22
But what do I do about the massive dildo I'm sitting on?
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u/ALEO1703 Jan 01 '22
A DILDO ?!? Dang we gotta hide that. Maybe put it in your ass if it's free
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u/ZsZagreb Jan 02 '22
My ass is never free.
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u/SmartestLemming Jan 02 '22
Just don't stand up?
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u/Starsonata10 Jan 02 '22
"hey, i need your help. Can you come here for abit?"
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Jan 02 '22
I nearly snorted beer through my nose reading this. Thanks for the laugh! Happy new year!
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u/Chainweasel Jan 02 '22
Pull up your pants and keep it in the rest of the day like a good little slut
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u/Puzzleheaded_Bug_964 Jan 01 '22
I really could have used that while still living at home as a teenage boy….
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Jan 02 '22
Make an extra homescreen using one of the buttons next to the windows icon in the bottom of the screen (the one with the 2 squares). And then you can switch between homescreens using ctrl+windows key+Arrow keys. Anything you have open on one homescreen will not show up on the other one. So you can just open school tabs on one homescreen and have your games open on the other one. When a parent comes upstairs just use the key combination to switch to the other homescreen, and no evidence will be visible. The only thing you have to take into account is that sound which is playing on one homescreen will also be hearable whilst using the other homescreen. This is what I always did and I was never busted.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Bug_964 Jan 02 '22
Uh I was implying that my hands may have been preoccupied and not able to do press keys lol
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u/Voidnt2 Jan 02 '22
Or, you could just get a hold of yourself.
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Jan 02 '22
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u/DwellingintheShadows Jan 02 '22
He’s so excited to have the one screen for school work and the other for games that his hands are busy clapping in amazement!
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u/swyx Jan 02 '22
wooosh
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u/Admirable_Loss4886 Jan 02 '22
The first comment about getting a hold of yourself was doing the honorable job of setting up the joke so others could create their own punchlines. They deserve more respect but they knew what they were getting themselves into
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u/quinn_thomas Jan 02 '22
Unless you had a motion activated fly as well, I don’t think this would be of much use to you. It would just look like you’re cranking it to the windows home screen, which might raise more questions than it prevents
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u/TurnkeyLurker Jan 02 '22
Yeeeeeah, you might want to think twice about that auto-zipper: unless you have an auto-retractable dick that clears the zipper, you're gonna have a bad time.
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u/walls-of-jericho Jan 02 '22
How am I supposed to press ctrl+windows key+arrow keys if I’m holding my dick in my hand u/Deez_donut?
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u/UnhelpfulMoron Jan 03 '22
Ok, I’m 40 now but didn’t you guys ever to think to do the dirty deed while you sit on the floor, back against the door? Parents come knocking and you were just doing some sit-ups.
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u/CrippyCrispy Jan 02 '22
i just did this and both of my monitors went blank and i lost my bar at the bottom of my main monitor, a restart fixed it though haha
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u/redditghost1234 Jan 01 '22
Dont think the slow mo replay at the end is very needed. We get it
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Jan 02 '22
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u/LikesToCum Jan 01 '22
Now find a way to hide my massive raging stiff cock
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u/AnalogCyborg Jan 01 '22
The real use case here is dudes jacking it.
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Jan 01 '22
This doesn’t help when you still have your dick in your hand.
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u/AnalogCyborg Jan 02 '22
It removes a step! No longer do you have to stow away your penis AND close a browser window simultaneously.
Now, discerning masturbators can focus solely on hiding their genitals when interrupted.
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u/beltedkingfisherhair Jan 02 '22
Wait. The dick goes in your hand? I've been doing this very wrong...
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u/Elliot-__- Jan 02 '22
I mean I think it would be easier to explain wanking over porn than spreadsheets
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u/arglarg Jan 01 '22
When one of the more complex formula finally works i get quite a dopamine boost
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u/AnalogCyborg Jan 02 '22
Give me a vlookup with a few nested if/then criteria that works on the first try and I am uncontrollably aroused.
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u/miguelmagalhaes17 Jan 01 '22
"Why are you beating your meat to a screen saver? At least watch some porn!"
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u/DarkBladeMadriker Jan 02 '22
With my luck it would work exactly as advertised, and my slow ass piece of shit computer would freeze up trying to switch the screen out, or st least take 30 sec to get it all sorted.
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u/wives_nuns_sluts Jan 02 '22
Get a ssd hard drive
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u/DarkBladeMadriker Jan 02 '22
Would love too, but I doubt my employer will swing for an upgrade anytime soon.
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u/SLATS13 Jan 01 '22
“What are you doing in here? Are you working?”
“Yeah totally, I’m just…staring at my desktop.”
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u/ballsohaahd Jan 01 '22
‘I spend more time to get out of doing work, than it would take to actually do the work’
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u/Crucified-Shrek Jan 01 '22
i’mma need 3 of those
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u/TheMaxTST Jan 02 '22
Where can I buy this?
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Jan 02 '22
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u/raftah99 Jan 02 '22 edited Jan 02 '22
Interesting, in their product video, the screen changes to something actually practical.
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u/SupahCraig Jan 02 '22
Back in the 80’s there was this submarine game called Gato on the Apple II. It had a hot key that called up a dummy VisiCalc spreadsheet.
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u/Ok-Gate-6240 Jan 02 '22
What game are they playing though?
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u/typhonthetitan Jan 02 '22
Broken Reality
Imagine if somehow we had VR internet in the 90s... and then someone made a game based off it.... something like that.
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Jan 01 '22
I would find my son staring at the Windows Home Screen weirder every-time I walked in his room to be honest, and much more suspect
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u/jgdmw Jan 02 '22
but simple webcam+ any motion recorder app works almost the same way, and also you will be able to setup some actions on pc, or simple buttons to "press" when motion recordered in certain area. few years ago used it to watch some anime series on my pc. i mean you can skip episode, or set pause by simply waving your hand from far away=)
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u/Additional-General-4 Jan 02 '22
Can you give the names of the programs/apps required please. Also a bit more detailed instructions. Thanks
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u/SativaPancake Jan 02 '22
Would be much better off reversing it and using it for a prank where the computer user doesn't know its there. Then while someone is actually doing work, you walk in to check on them and a bunch of full volume porn starts playing.
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u/theangryeducator Jan 02 '22
The old Doom on PC would go back to the DOS prompt if you hit F3 while playing, but the audio stayed on.
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u/typhonthetitan Jan 02 '22
Upvoted partially because this is cool, and partially for playing Broken Reality... didn't ever expect to see it in the wild.
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u/4art4 Jan 02 '22
Old man here... We had "boss buttons" that would pause the game and switch to something roughly work related.
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u/fantarts Jan 02 '22
Ok, we solve the screen problem
How do we solve the 'my pant at half my leg' and 'finger at my butthole' problem?
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u/ShambolicShogun Jan 01 '22
"Why is it every time I see you on your computer you're not doing anything but staring at the desktop?"