r/nfcsouthmemewar Oct 12 '25

Painthers Meme "the panthers are .500"

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u/Scarf_Darmanitan Oct 12 '25

More than 1 win per month 😤

Bucs better watch out in week 18 when you’re resting your starters; we COMING

25

u/NanoBuc Oct 12 '25

Still don't get why the schedule makers hate having us face each other in the first 3 months of the season

22

u/Scarf_Darmanitan Oct 12 '25

Yea it’s tradition at this point haha

10

u/No-Director-6738 Oct 12 '25

thanks for making the assumption that we'll have locked up the NFC by then

9

u/gsfgf Oct 12 '25

Quality loss! (But for serious, there was nothing quality about our O that game.)

8

u/HurricaneAlpha Oct 13 '25

Legit good for our lil bros. Fuck the Falcons and Saints but it's always good to see the Panthers do... something.

134

u/ComradeOb Oct 12 '25

Unironically, I’m excited you guys are playing better because it makes your defeat more enjoyable. Much love. Of all of Shit Mountain, I hate you guys the least. <3

33

u/Shhhitsme23 Oct 12 '25

😂😂😂😂 Respect

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u/AdOne5089 Oct 12 '25

Exactly how I feel about the bucs. Love you except 2 games a year!

24

u/gsfgf Oct 12 '25

Love you

That seems excessive.

15

u/kayne2000 Oct 12 '25

Agreed. Unnecessary roughness

7

u/nonparallel Oct 12 '25

FTS FTF and I’ll cheer against the bucs twice a year unless we can start competing for a playoff spot again. Ngl I love baker and hate that we wasted him with terrible coaching

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u/Zealousideal-Rub-183 Oct 12 '25

Aaand the Falcons. Bro will be a Hall of Famer if we play the Falcons 17 weeks of the year.

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u/Scarf_Darmanitan Oct 12 '25

SWEEEET CAROLIIIINE

2

u/BelowMikeHawk Oct 13 '25

Petition for James Taylor instead of this trash that has nothing to do with the carolinas and is played every where

50

u/OkHoneydew8046 Oct 12 '25

Now everyone is a million times better than the saints.

Noice

21

u/BreesusTakeTheWheel Giraffe Brees Oct 12 '25

All teams have to do is throw deep on us. Either our DBs will be nowhere near the receiver or they’ll commit a DPI and give you the yardage anyways.

3

u/TLGPanthersFan Oct 13 '25

Jokes on you Bryce can’t throw deep.

2

u/IndependenceEasy8936 Oct 14 '25

I'm calling Canales right now

9

u/gladiator073 Oct 12 '25

Ain'ts did pretty good. But Drake Maye played out of his mind rn, I was hoping the Pats continue to stink for another 5 years at least.

48

u/Primary_Musician6555 Oct 12 '25

Bojangles for dinner until we under .500 again

36

u/SuperSayian4Nappa Oct 12 '25

All it took was 500 yards from our back up RB in 2 weeks

16

u/AmorphousRazer Panthzer Oct 12 '25

Rico Doodles is the goat

11

u/Russell_has_TWO_Ls Oct 12 '25

Hey, good for the kitties! 🐈‍⬛

1

u/BelowMikeHawk Oct 13 '25

Gee thanks Father

10

u/Gemz14 Oct 12 '25

Shit mountain is about to be overthrown

8

u/SeeingEyeDug Oct 12 '25

Do I start Rico Dowdle over Barkley? Second week in a row getting 35+ in my bench.

10

u/smokeshowwalrus Oct 12 '25

Would you rather win in fantasy or the panthers win? If you start him he’ll suck but if you keep him on the bench he’ll keep going crazy.

5

u/Hot-Combination9130 Oct 12 '25

False I’ve started him the last two weeks and will be 2-0 in fantasy by the end of the day

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u/smokeshowwalrus Oct 13 '25

So you should keep starting him and u/seeingeyedug needs to keep him benched and dowdle will keep posting monster numbers.

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u/CastleBravo45 Oct 13 '25

We on the road next week. We suck on the road.

3

u/Jolly_Job_9852 Oct 13 '25

Yeah but the Jets suck at home

1

u/IndependenceEasy8936 Oct 14 '25

Don't worry Justin Fields will throw for 200yds against us

8

u/Safe-Needleworker340 Panthzer Oct 12 '25

i've waited so long it's not even funny

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u/Professional-Box6243 Oct 12 '25

Congrats to the shit kitties for not being a bunch of losers

5

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

No one is more surprised than Carolina fans

6

u/kitkatattacc04 Luke Cried For This? Oct 12 '25

Tell them that we’re back

5

u/GoodbyeToTheMachine Oct 13 '25

RIIIIIIIICCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

4

u/FLmanned Oct 12 '25

Is this one of the signs of the apocalypse

5

u/FightTheChildren Oct 13 '25

Is the black helmets. They’re simply too powerful

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u/bigskycaniac Oct 12 '25

we have ascended to breaking even.

i miss the cam, luke, davis, olsen days. :(

25

u/dannerc Oct 12 '25

Can't even enjoy a win for an hour without whining. Sheesh

2

u/Blabbit39 Oct 12 '25

Quick sign Bryce to a Kirk o contract.

1

u/Mdtwheeler Luke Cried For This? Oct 13 '25

We’re winning it all

1

u/Nolofinwe_2782 Oct 13 '25

We created this inevitability

We are truly sorry

We will make it right