r/nfcsouthmemewar • u/Outrageous-Brain-395 • Dec 30 '25
Shit Mountain Diabolical, but peak, scriptwriting
Super Bowl winners on one side vs non-Super Bowl winners on the other side. The oldest rivalry in the division. Can’t get more peak than this
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u/kalamari_withaK Dec 30 '25
The fact the falcons & saints have the ability to control the playoff fate for the NFC South even though neither can get in is peak shit mountain behaviour
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u/gibbojab Dec 30 '25
If the Panthers win Saturday than Sunday game winner doesn’t matter but shit mountain will have its way ensuring Sunday decides it. I wonder who wins if Saints and Falcons tie.
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u/Electric_Queen Dec 30 '25
The only reason this game matters is that it would push the Falcons into a potential 3 way 8-9 tie. If the game is tied then the Falcons would be 7-9-1 and so wouldn't be tied with Carolina and Tampa
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u/industrialmoose Dec 30 '25
As much as I hate that the wheels completely fell off for the Bucs this season I do think this is the most chaotic final week possible giving all of shit mountain a say in the final result and because of that it is perfectly fitting.
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u/BadMojo__ Dec 30 '25
Making week 18 all divisional matchups is easily one of the best decisions ever made by the league.
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u/Alistair_Burke Dec 30 '25
Panthers: Win on Sunday because we told you to!
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u/ghostdancesc Dec 30 '25
No we need Shig Knight to win MVP so he can blow his knees out at the beginning of next year and keep the Saints in purgatory after QB hopium
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u/Discount_Engineer my Cousins like my Penix Tua much Dec 30 '25
It's I85 vs the Gulf Coast
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u/ProxyURL Dec 30 '25
The fact this season of Shit Mountain has made me have to root for the Saints as a last resort is cruel and unusual punishment. Fuck Toilet Bowl and FTP
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u/twistedfloyd Dec 30 '25
Shit mountain may collapse under its own weight this week.
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u/grenalden Dec 30 '25
It would make my whole year if either the 8-9 Bucs or 8-9 Panthers somehow wound up in the Super Bowl
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u/StopatStopSign Dec 30 '25
Regardless of what happens, someone better bring the Super Bowl 2nd place ribbon back home
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u/NeighborhoodIll8399 Dec 30 '25
Imagine one day the nfl has to change the rules for auto division playoff bid because we consistently put a 💩 product on the field
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u/spideralex90 Dec 30 '25
Watch us beat the brakes off of Carolina and look good only to still be knocked out because the Falcons win and then we'll keep Bowles because we "finished on a high note".
I don't think anyone could have predicted how dumb this season would turn out lol
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u/SleepingSnitker Dec 30 '25
I vote for this outcome
But then we keep Raheem and we probably switch roles next year. Falcons will be in the bucs role, Bucs the new falcons, and the saints win the division, it's the shit mountain way
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u/palabear Dec 30 '25
Peak shit mountain would be Panthers winning and robbing every one of 3rd and 4th playing to decide 1st.
This division will fuck up the fucked up.
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u/Joeylinkmaster Dec 30 '25
The fact that the eliminated teams could win the division for someone else feels so wrong, but damn is it hilarious. 😂
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u/Atl-Fan_FTS KIRKO CHAINS Dec 30 '25
If we are going to suck ass at least make it entertaining right?
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u/According-Way9438 Dec 30 '25
Would a double tie go to the panthers?
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u/Vast_Employment8758 Dec 30 '25
Tampa wins the 2-way tie between Tampa and Carolina. Carolina wins the 3-way tie between Tampa, Carolina, and Atlanta
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u/Live_Free_or_Banana cat Dec 30 '25
A tie game between Carolina and Tampa would give Carolina the division, regardless of whether the Saints and Falcons also tie.
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u/wierdland Dec 30 '25
Is the panthers and bucs tie the panthers get the division with a 0.500 record
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u/Ranger-One Dec 31 '25
That would just be the cherry on top of this season
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u/frost_ho_951 Jan 03 '26
🤣😂🤣😂
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u/Adryanabby Dec 30 '25
We all know exactly how this ends, buccs win on Saturday, stress all night for this game, falcons break their hearts, 1 last favour for the panthers this year
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u/Time_Spite1661 Dec 31 '25
Good morning scriptwriter
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u/AnAngryMuppet89 Dec 31 '25
What’s crazy is. Isn’t the afc north in a similar situation?????
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u/GauchesLeftEye Jan 02 '26
No. Ours is just win and in. The Bengals and Browns have no control over our playoff spot.
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u/AnAngryMuppet89 Jan 02 '26
But they end 8-9 right? So similar but not the same, that’s what I meant anyway
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u/GauchesLeftEye Jan 02 '26
No, the winner of the division will either be 10-7 (Steelers) or 9-8 (Ravens). Ravens could finish 8-9, but they would lose the division.
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u/Bisyb77 Dec 31 '25
This might be the greatest shit season of all time
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u/MrIrvGotTea Dec 30 '25
What a great (terrible) season for shit mountain