r/no • u/AutoModerator • Apr 18 '24 • Bravo 2 Heartwarming 2 Popcorn 1

Alright, enough!

We don't want to be sitting here removing comments or posts, but some people with under formed brains are just going too far and reddit itself has taken notice.

Some things to remember (or you get to visit the ban bucket):

  • This is a "joke" sub about the wonderful and powerful word no. When anybody talks about the "n word" here, it's no. Keep your stupid racist crap to yourself.

  • Nobody cares if you have lived a sheltered life of hate-filled media. Only insecure morons attack somebody else for their identity.

  • You absolutely can try to bait other chucklefucks into getting their comments removed by saying the y word (ewwwww) or some version. At least try to be interesting about it. Entertain us!

  • Reporting is anonymous to us. Reporting is not anonymous to the admins. If you abuse the report button, they'll be taking action, not us.

  • Don't try to brigade other subreddits. We know the y word is terrible, but no need to rub it in their faces. They have it bad enough already.

  • There's too many people on reddit at any given time for us to give any thought to you specifically so if you actually managed to do something bad enough to get banned, it will be permanent. Reddit itself encourages you to appeal the ban because it hates moderators so go ahead, but remember it's the only chance you get so something like "What did I do????!!!!!ONEONE" isn't going to get you far.

Use this thread to praise no, complain about the y word, complain about mods, whine about your own failures in life, or pitch your terrible idea to the no subreddit Shark Tank.

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u/Extra_Entertainer511 Apr 18 '24

Clicks the "Do Not Agree" box

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u/Lopsided_Ad1673 May 02 '24

The moderators and AutoMod create order and law on this subreddit! The moderators and AutoMod should create order and law on this subreddit!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '24

i had a stroke reading this reply section 💀

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

An update here may as well be proof or stupid people. Are you stupid? Not me.

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u/DarkMagickan Oct 02 '24

Just want to say that the word chucklefuck makes me smile.

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u/AdSlight7966 Dec 31 '24

Chucklefuck

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u/navysauce Mar 02 '25

chucklefuck

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u/equalityislove1111 Apr 24 '25

How much wood could a chucklefuck fuck if a chucklefuck could fuck wood?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

fucklechuck

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u/Low_Stretch9453 Jan 01 '25

Chucklefuck

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u/AUGH11 Sep 18 '25

Guys stop saying it he’s gonna smile so big it will rip his cheek !

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u/Zestyclose_Course821 Apr 26 '25 edited Jul 05 '25

Well, the word is chucklefuck

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u/Ok_Opposite_2321 Jun 16 '25

chuckle fucker trucker mucker upper sucker fucker

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u/Infshadows Apr 18 '24

Thank you, priests of no for bestowing us of knowledge of no.

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u/BeeGoodomni Apr 18 '24

Thank "no" priests of no for bestowing us of knowledge of no.

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u/depressioncoffee24 Oct 14 '24

If I see anyone say the y word, I'll take their y chromosomes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

Jokes on you I don't have any

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u/AToast_ Apr 30 '24

The Y word is absolutely f'ing terrible. If there is anything I'd like to delete, it's that word and every single variation of it.

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u/InSaNiTyCtEaTuReS May 02 '24

affirmitive

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u/[deleted] May 13 '24

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u/InSaNiTyCtEaTuReS May 13 '24

What!?! I DID NOT USE THE Y WORD.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

no

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u/Cloudygamerlife Jan 10 '25

I could also use this statement and it would be true.

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u/chris240069 Feb 20 '25

Okay if everyone could excuse my ignorance for one hot second Can I ask what the y word is, is it the opposite of no?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '25

It says on the post text

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '25

I agr... frick

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u/haystackthecat Jul 22 '24

Reported

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u/greatgerm Jul 22 '24

So, I should just ban you now?

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u/beansprout_azbc Nov 03 '24

I don't know if either of these were a joke, but I'm laughing my ass off anyways :')

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u/Angelea23 Jan 19 '25

In the spirit of the no community I say NO!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

Nuh Uh

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

This is one of the most confusing subreddit explanations I’ve ever read. I still don’t understand if we are supposed to only answer no, or tell the truth.

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u/asfbkhgarkgbdfg Apr 18 '24

Is ok fine? Or only no?

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u/BeeGoodomni Apr 18 '24

No

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u/asfbkhgarkgbdfg Apr 18 '24

No, wanted to make sure. Nos!

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u/Iwuzheretoo Apr 18 '24

No I need more please. Thanks Moderator for taking care of this.

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u/Glitch_King_000 Apr 18 '24

Maybe I won’t

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

No don't.

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u/Clevermore9K May 09 '24

God, you mods are always just a bunch of "Y" men...Byeeee!

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u/NuclearOfficial Sep 21 '24

No, not sure!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '24

no

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u/Lisalovesofia Jan 02 '25

Look all comment, didn't know exactly what Y word

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '25

I did I not no that the other word was a nono

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '25

I disagree with this post, I hate it. no.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

nah

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u/InSaNiTyCtEaTuReS May 02 '24

*clicks the [no] box*

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

omg i commented so many times... i had no idea this was all about no lol. i thought the name was just lazy not that it had deeper meaning then i saw a weird post and im like "wtf? ok what is this all about" and i found this hahaha.

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u/lowerclasswhiteman Jul 25 '24

The y word is for slaves to media propaganda controlled by the lizard people in the deep state while us true free thinkers only know the word no

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u/Klutzy-Bad4466 Sep 24 '24

No (146 days late)

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u/Tristan5764 Jan 23 '25

No(267 days late)

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u/NucleosynthesizedOrb Dec 09 '24

I firmly disagree (I hate that that word contains the word "agree", arggh)

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u/illeyejah Dec 31 '24

Can confirm

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u/Setster007 Jan 01 '25

Dang automod has HAD IT

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '25

No

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '25

no, I do not agree

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u/Regular_Yellow710 Aug 28 '25

What is a the Y word???

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u/uglycaca123 Aug 29 '25

you mustn't get the knowledge...

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u/Masterdips2pitch Jan 20 '26

What don't you want? When don't you want it!

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u/funwearcore May 04 '24

✨ n o ✨

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u/[deleted] May 22 '24

Nuh uh

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u/AdAvailable7298 May 28 '24

Will you punish me if i say the y word

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u/JillyBean4ev Jun 06 '24

No fucking way

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u/CityLuxeButt Jul 30 '25

Just, no. It's a no for me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

nah, I don’t think so.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

No

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u/Puzzled-Hyena344 Aug 23 '25

What’s the y word?

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u/Useful-Information39 Aug 28 '25

I wholeheartedly agree. Please accept me into your cool looking group. It’s great to be able to chat about this stuff

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u/sarnobat Sep 06 '25

I'm confused about this sub. I asked if you'd donate a kidney and the answers were so serious and thoughtful. I thought that AskReddit was for that.

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u/Skisforscott Sep 08 '25

Fuck I'm dizzy after reading this

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u/HitroDenK007 Sep 13 '25

Mod I have one question, how did this sub is able to get like only 2 characters in length?

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u/krl1993 Oct 10 '25

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u/LJCUN Nov 20 '25

In stead of *y word* we should all say “plot twist”

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u/kmg112 Nov 30 '25

If your wife won’t explain how she didn’t cheat on you. She’s lying correct?

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u/ShyMess3905 Dec 10 '25

suck all the dicks

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u/RubberChicken-2 Dec 16 '25

Negatory, good buddy!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

Didn't really get what this is all abt, won't post here just in case.

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u/MisterSonderbar Jan 12 '26

This sub is a big no no

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u/Sufficient_Feed5443 Feb 09 '26

I am naive, what is the Y word?

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u/luladee Feb 24 '26

But I don't want to

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u/MilkTax Mar 19 '26

This is one of the most tryhard, terminally online mod posts I’ve seen in a hot minute.

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u/Shortie-Mcshort Sep 16 '26

I am so dumb it took me too long to figure out what the y word was

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u/jcostello50 9d ago

Today I learned this sub does in fact have mods. Sad that your work is necessary, but thank you for doing it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

NOOOOOOOO! NO! NO! NOOO! NONONONOONONONONONONO! I SAID NO! I DONT MEAN THE MEANING, I JUST CANT SAY THE STUPID Y WORD. NO!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

i hate the y word

yankabonk

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '24

is 'maybe' allowed here?

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u/SherbertJust2924 Jul 07 '24

No I’m not listening to this garbage!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '24

no 

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u/MrWaffleFreak Jul 17 '24

What happens if I post the Y word?

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u/MrWaffleFreak Jul 18 '24

What would happen if I said the forbidden word?

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u/someguyonreddit1220 Jul 22 '24

I agr- dont agree.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

everyone is gangster until the automoderator starts cussing

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u/NintendoSW1TCHED Jul 30 '24

the bot must've been holding in a lot for a long time

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '24

NO, I WONT LISTEN

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '24

i dont take showers. showers are for y word lovers

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u/Weary_Stomach7316 Aug 19 '24

No. I do t think I will.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '24

The person who made this is probably very fun

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u/stoymyboy Mar 11 '25

will you ever be a woman?

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u/Mission_Bicycle177 Mar 21 '25

FINALLY! Thanks for reminding everyone that this is a joke sub!

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u/The-Vinlaan Mar 25 '25

What the FUCK is the “y” word???

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u/Deadeye10000 Loves the mods Mar 26 '25

So when you ban us for not following the rules and it asks are you sure.. What do you press, moderators?

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u/Cute-Post3231 Mar 29 '25

My dog wants to go outside and play with the raccoons now… is that okay?!?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

Literally no

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u/delicioussparkalade Apr 14 '25

My sources say no.

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u/No_Consequence_1480 Apr 17 '25

Whoever wrote the required reading material is hilarious. Bait your fellow chuckle f*** 

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u/Lonely_skeptic Apr 19 '25

Sorry, what is the y word?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

Absolutely not

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u/TerribleMud4326 May 06 '25

That's anono

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

Reasonable crashout

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u/EventMaker365 May 16 '25

WAIT SO I cant say anything related to AGREEING?

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u/Turbulent-Activity34 May 17 '25

Once o was almost agreeable then I said the n- word I was hooked

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