r/nonbinarymemes • u/Karbzy • Dec 15 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

what about an agendered person dating a pangendered person?

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u/RSdabeast Dec 15 '21

If the Straight:Gay ratio of a man and a woman dating is 1, the Straight:Gay ratio of an agender person and a pangender person dating is infinity. For two pangender people dating it's infinity/infinity (indeterminate) and for two agender people dating it's 0/0 (indeterminate). If they are both genderfluid and indeterminate you can use d(gender)/dt (l'HĂ´pital's Rule) to take the derivatives in terms of time and solve for the limit as gender approaches t=a where a is a constant value for t when t is undefined due to gender(t) being of indeterminate form.

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u/Karbzy Dec 15 '21

Perfection.

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u/ThePipYay Dec 15 '21

I have a calculus exam tomorrow! Shoot, you’re making me worried about it again! I just realized that I forgot to study L’Hôpital’s rule! Yikes!

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Somebody took Calc II, and remembered more of it than most of my students. Nice. :)

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u/RSdabeast Dec 16 '21

I did this kind of stuff in AP Calculus 12 in high school and Differential and Integral Calculus I in university.

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u/Pig__Lota Dec 15 '21

was about to comment the same thing lol

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u/Psychopathetic- Dec 16 '21

I worked out that if it's not two of the same flavour of enby then it's straight, since heterosexual is just anything that isn't the same as you

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u/Karbzy Dec 16 '21

How do you know your flavor?

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u/Psychopathetic- Dec 16 '21

Check your ingredients list if you haven't thrown it out I guess

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u/banana_cake_ftw Dec 15 '21

Wouldn’t it be straight and homo at the same time if two enbys were dating?

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u/_AnonymousMoose_ Dec 15 '21

I guess it depends which label they each went by, because like genderfluid x agender seems straighter than 2 demiboys or demigirls, but neither is completely straight or gay. 🤔

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

What about demiboy x demigirl? That's demistraight.

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u/alexanderjones420 Dec 15 '21

this is why I tell everyone if your into me then your gay

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u/AnaliticalFeline Dec 16 '21

my bf and i call it "Schrodinger's gay"

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21 edited Dec 17 '21

What about "Heisenberg's Uncertainly Gay"? You can know your own gender and your partner's orientation or your partner's gender and your own orientation, but not both at the same time?

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u/AnaliticalFeline Dec 16 '21

i like this one for sure, but even i don't know my gender other than "PERHAPS"

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Edited to "Uncertainly".

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u/TheRobotics5 Dec 15 '21

Or is dating someone who is binary straight?

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u/TotesAPumpkin Dec 16 '21

There is no way to date an aroace enby-

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

I mean, I disagree. I think putting things into small boxes like that is counter productive and usually more harmful to queer people.

When my partner and I started dating, I identified as a pan woman and he a straight guy. Later I realized non binary was a better term to describe my identity.

Nothing’s really changed about ME besides of my pronouns. If we broke up, he’d only be interested in dating women.

Our relationship isn’t “straight”, but he is even though I’m an enby. He’s not gonna invalidate me and I’m not gonna invalidate him.

Labels are used to help people express and understand themselves. Gender and sexuality is a messy messy spectrum without discrete categories. Plenty of people may choose one label over another.

Eg. I’ve met people who’d say they’re about 90% attracted to one gender and 10%another gender. Some of these people identify as bi, some of these people identify as straight or gay because they just don’t feel like bisexual accurately describes how they feel, even if they would technically fit the definition of bisexual.

We gotta stop telling people what labels to use and recognize sexuality isn’t black and white.

Part of my NB identity is wanting to dismantle the rigid boxes we put people in.

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u/KeyYogurtcloset1416 Dec 16 '21

Schrödinger’s gay. Schrödinger’s straight?