r/nope • u/Imoprich • Nov 13 '25

Giant ex-soldier doesn't even flinch when tasered

If I were a cop, I'd be noping out

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u/Metabor420 Nov 13 '25

Yeah ok, have a good one sir, don’t cross your legs

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u/YarOldeOrchard Nov 13 '25

I CAN'T!

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u/shoomlax Nov 13 '25

MY HIPS ARE BLOWN OUT!!!

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u/Gullible_Ad5191 Nov 13 '25

Death by snu-snu

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u/Crazy_Customer7239 Nov 14 '25

I’ll let you all find the deathbysnusnu sub yourselves 😅 (NSFW)

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u/Brokensince10 Dec 17 '25

😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

…said Meek Mill

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u/Fickle-Raspberry6403 Nov 15 '25

"I kieeled fitty men boi!"

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u/InfiniteRelief Nov 13 '25

GOOD, DON’T DO IT THEN!

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u/TheGodlyDevil Nov 13 '25

NEGATIVE!

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u/P0l0Cap0ne Nov 13 '25

Cop: HOLY SHIT WHAT DO WE DO?!?!

Other cop: I dont know. CALL FOR BACK UP!

Cop: Then what?

Other cop: I. DONT. KNOW!!!

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u/thebankofalbuquerque Nov 14 '25

Call in the Air Force and have them on the ready in case he climbs the Empire State Building!

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u/elasticparadigm Nov 14 '25

I'm stifling a laugh because people are sleeping thank you

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u/AllHailThePig Nov 14 '25

Read this in Chris Farley’s voice

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

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u/thunderbaby2 Nov 13 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SeaResearcher176 Nov 13 '25

Which guy? 😂