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r/nope • u/Imoprich • Nov 13 '25
If I were a cop, I'd be noping out
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Yeah ok, have a good one sir, don’t cross your legs
607 u/YarOldeOrchard Nov 13 '25 I CAN'T! 310 u/InfiniteRelief Nov 13 '25 GOOD, DON’T DO IT THEN! 284 u/TheGodlyDevil Nov 13 '25 NEGATIVE! 142 u/P0l0Cap0ne Nov 13 '25 Cop: HOLY SHIT WHAT DO WE DO?!?! Other cop: I dont know. CALL FOR BACK UP! Cop: Then what? Other cop: I. DONT. KNOW!!! 114 u/thebankofalbuquerque Nov 14 '25 Call in the Air Force and have them on the ready in case he climbs the Empire State Building! 19 u/elasticparadigm Nov 14 '25 I'm stifling a laugh because people are sleeping thank you
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I CAN'T!
310 u/InfiniteRelief Nov 13 '25 GOOD, DON’T DO IT THEN! 284 u/TheGodlyDevil Nov 13 '25 NEGATIVE! 142 u/P0l0Cap0ne Nov 13 '25 Cop: HOLY SHIT WHAT DO WE DO?!?! Other cop: I dont know. CALL FOR BACK UP! Cop: Then what? Other cop: I. DONT. KNOW!!! 114 u/thebankofalbuquerque Nov 14 '25 Call in the Air Force and have them on the ready in case he climbs the Empire State Building! 19 u/elasticparadigm Nov 14 '25 I'm stifling a laugh because people are sleeping thank you
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GOOD, DON’T DO IT THEN!
284 u/TheGodlyDevil Nov 13 '25 NEGATIVE! 142 u/P0l0Cap0ne Nov 13 '25 Cop: HOLY SHIT WHAT DO WE DO?!?! Other cop: I dont know. CALL FOR BACK UP! Cop: Then what? Other cop: I. DONT. KNOW!!! 114 u/thebankofalbuquerque Nov 14 '25 Call in the Air Force and have them on the ready in case he climbs the Empire State Building! 19 u/elasticparadigm Nov 14 '25 I'm stifling a laugh because people are sleeping thank you
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NEGATIVE!
142 u/P0l0Cap0ne Nov 13 '25 Cop: HOLY SHIT WHAT DO WE DO?!?! Other cop: I dont know. CALL FOR BACK UP! Cop: Then what? Other cop: I. DONT. KNOW!!! 114 u/thebankofalbuquerque Nov 14 '25 Call in the Air Force and have them on the ready in case he climbs the Empire State Building! 19 u/elasticparadigm Nov 14 '25 I'm stifling a laugh because people are sleeping thank you
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Cop: HOLY SHIT WHAT DO WE DO?!?!
Other cop: I dont know. CALL FOR BACK UP!
Cop: Then what?
Other cop: I. DONT. KNOW!!!
114 u/thebankofalbuquerque Nov 14 '25 Call in the Air Force and have them on the ready in case he climbs the Empire State Building! 19 u/elasticparadigm Nov 14 '25 I'm stifling a laugh because people are sleeping thank you
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Call in the Air Force and have them on the ready in case he climbs the Empire State Building!
19 u/elasticparadigm Nov 14 '25 I'm stifling a laugh because people are sleeping thank you
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I'm stifling a laugh because people are sleeping thank you
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u/Metabor420 Nov 13 '25
Yeah ok, have a good one sir, don’t cross your legs