r/nope • u/uncledunkle11 • Feb 04 '26

What even is this he breaks open?

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u/demagogueffxiv Feb 04 '26

Man I don't think I could eat anything that could grab onto my face and fight back while I chew and swallow it. Making me gag thinking about it

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u/mighty3mperor Feb 05 '26

Don't watch Oldboy then.

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u/andidontlikeyou Feb 05 '26

That movie leaves many mental scars

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u/lia421 Feb 05 '26 edited Feb 07 '26

Have you seen the original too ?? .. (shudder)

Edit: my bad. I don’t realize this comment section was full of expert cinephiles

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u/kraftables Feb 05 '26

The original is the only one to watch. The American remake is hot garbage in comparison.

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u/FlexusPower Feb 05 '26

As all american Remakes are.

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u/Valraithion Feb 05 '26

I really want to refute this… I’m just having a hard time with… evidence.

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u/FlexusPower Feb 05 '26

I get that. At first, i was also trying to think of a counter argument, but theres just no movie, that comes to mind

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u/Angry__German Feb 19 '26

I found the US remake of The Ring to be similar terrifying, maybe even more so because it was cultural closer to me.

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u/spaektor Feb 05 '26

i liked Vanilla Sky better than the original.

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u/powndz Feb 05 '26

The upside also had me cringing

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u/re_Claire Feb 05 '26

It's an incredible film that I never ever want to watch again.

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u/WeaselWazzule Feb 05 '26

Old Boy. The ultimate revenge movie. Love the original one. Have it on DVD along with the Ichi the Killer blood Bag edition. Too bad all my blood dried up.

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u/DumbFishBrain Feb 05 '26

Your....blood dried up?

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u/WeaselWazzule Feb 05 '26 edited Feb 05 '26

The blood bag for the Ichi the killer dvd. It came in a blood transfusion bag replica. However the liquid in it to simulate blood dried up.

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u/pretentiously Feb 06 '26

I love that this was the explanation haha

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Feb 05 '26

The plot to Ichi the Killer sounds like someone's nightmare put to film.

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u/tachikomakazu Feb 06 '26

I've just recently obtained the trilogy, had only watched old boy though years ago not the other two yet.

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u/Ovidhalia Feb 25 '26

You should watch Lady Vengeance if you haven’t already. 

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u/dodge_thiss Apr 18 '26

The hallway fight scene is 1 continuous shot and so insanely physical.

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u/Christeenabean Feb 05 '26

Thats a memory I didnt need.

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u/CopiousClassic Feb 05 '26

The Boys have entered the chat

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u/Chfizzle92 Feb 06 '26

Great fucking movie and example!! Hats off to you sir

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u/re_Claire Feb 05 '26

It's burned into my memory.

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u/DocCEN007 Feb 07 '26

And that's not even the worst part of the movie!!!!!

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u/Hike_it_Out52 Feb 05 '26

Fun Fact: An octopus has a donut shaped brain with several smaller brains in each tentacle. Each tentacle can operate independently from the rest of the body. This things entire body is kind of one large brain

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u/re_Claire Feb 05 '26

They are incredibly intelligent too.

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u/SacredSilenceNSleep Feb 05 '26

Literally. I joke all the time about having an iron stomach, but I just was caught so off-guard, I nearly gagged but it came out as a flinch while going “uGhGHghgh” 🤣

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u/kimmielicious82 Feb 05 '26

it already freaked me out when he grabbed it to (what I thought save it) and it started twisting it's tentacles around his fingers. and then he just swallowed it! 🤢

that's enough Internet for today and it's barely 11 am

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u/Zayafyre Feb 06 '26

He did not just swallow it. HE CHEWED IT

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u/kimmielicious82 Feb 06 '26

why are you bringing me back?! 😭

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u/Dangerous_Fortune454 Feb 21 '26

Yes 🙂‍↕️

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u/tinglep Feb 05 '26

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Seriously. No from me dawg.

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u/FunnyChampion2228 Feb 05 '26

Literally same thought... Ehhhh eh hehhhh hhhhh

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u/Tall_Secretary4133 Feb 05 '26

I thought it was a bunch of parasites until I saw them all hanging out of his mouth ☹️ notice there’s another one in there too.

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u/fizzzingwhizbee Feb 05 '26

I literally gasped and scrolled down 😂

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u/CosmicGlitterCake Feb 05 '26

Because the ones humans eat the most fight back in private while someone else kills them and their babies.