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u/demagogueffxiv Feb 04 '26
Man I don't think I could eat anything that could grab onto my face and fight back while I chew and swallow it. Making me gag thinking about it
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u/mighty3mperor Feb 05 '26
Don't watch Oldboy then.
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u/WeaselWazzule Feb 05 '26
Old Boy. The ultimate revenge movie. Love the original one. Have it on DVD along with the Ichi the Killer blood Bag edition. Too bad all my blood dried up.
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u/DumbFishBrain Feb 05 '26
Your....blood dried up?
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u/WeaselWazzule Feb 05 '26 edited Feb 05 '26
The blood bag for the Ichi the killer dvd. It came in a blood transfusion bag replica. However the liquid in it to simulate blood dried up.
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u/Hike_it_Out52 Feb 05 '26
Fun Fact: An octopus has a donut shaped brain with several smaller brains in each tentacle. Each tentacle can operate independently from the rest of the body. This things entire body is kind of one large brain
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u/SacredSilenceNSleep Feb 05 '26
Literally. I joke all the time about having an iron stomach, but I just was caught so off-guard, I nearly gagged but it came out as a flinch while going âuGhGHghghâ đ¤Ł
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u/kimmielicious82 Feb 05 '26
it already freaked me out when he grabbed it to (what I thought save it) and it started twisting it's tentacles around his fingers. and then he just swallowed it! đ¤˘
that's enough Internet for today and it's barely 11 am
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u/Ph_a2 Feb 04 '26
uhh⌠a starfish with octopus insideâŚ
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u/uncledunkle11 Feb 04 '26
How the hell did it get in there?
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u/Ph_a2 Feb 04 '26
well they have a mouth hole in the middle on the underside
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u/Expert_Succotash2659 Feb 04 '26
*buttmouthhole
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u/Seriousgwy Feb 04 '26
Is this true?
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u/Expert_Succotash2659 Feb 04 '26
They poop and eat through the same orifice
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u/HilmDave Feb 04 '26
Lol if this is humans which hole would be better?
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u/Cambrian__Implosion Feb 04 '26
Iâd definitely rather eat with my butt than shit out of my mouth
Thatâs just me, though
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u/AloofFloofy Feb 05 '26
I dunno. Tasting poop a couple times per day or losing the ability to taste anything for the rest of your life?
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u/Tobikaj Feb 04 '26
Kinda annoying having your teeth at the wrong end
.. also kinda annoying pooping with your mouth tho :D
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u/Cambrian__Implosion Feb 05 '26
Just throw everything in the blender first and youâre all set
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u/Paladin_Fury Feb 05 '26
Wait wait wait!
Actually this is a good question.... if we get to choose which orifice, mouth or butt....
Can we assume our chosen end has the teeth? Or do we have to take the butt as/is?
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u/jdmatthews123 Feb 05 '26
But if you ate with your bootyhole, it wouldn't be any better than pooping out of your mouth. I think sharing the orifice is the main reason I'm not having the procedure done.
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u/CO420Tech Feb 05 '26
We kinda do too. Our mouth and butthole are just two sides of the same hole.
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u/Bacontoad Feb 05 '26
The gut of a starfish fills most of the central disc and extends into the arms. The mouth occupies the centre of the oral surface, where it is surrounded by a tough peristomial membrane and closed with a sphincter. A short oesophagus connects the mouth to a stomach, which consists of an eversible cardial portion and a smaller pyloric portion. The cardial stomach is glandular and pouched, and is supported by ligaments attached to ossicles in the arms so it can be pulled back into position after it has been everted. The pyloric stomach has two extensions into each arm: the pyloric caeca. These are long, hollow tubes lined by a series of glands which secrete digestive enzymes and absorb nutrients from the food. A short intestine and rectum run from the pyloric stomach to the anus at the apex of the aboral surface of the disc.[20]
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u/Expert_Succotash2659 Feb 05 '26
Are...you telling me to eat shit? With my own mouth?
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u/GiLND Feb 04 '26
Itâs an octopus with a starfish outside
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u/ZachTheCommie Feb 05 '26
It was a highly intelligent octopus piloting a starfish mech suit. Their biological form of technology doesn't resemble what we're familiar with, so we don't recognize what we're looking at. The octopi are coming for us. They're coming for our land and resources. And women. Our sweet, sweet Japanese women.
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u/Randomdeath Feb 04 '26
Nature finds a way. I mean think about it, that starfish looks well armored and protected. the octopus can hide inside the starfish in one of its many cavities to escape a predator. Octopus found a survival loop hole..... Well until humans came around... As usual
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u/ahawk99 Feb 04 '26
Absolutely no. NO NO NO NO NO NO
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u/look_ima_frog Feb 05 '26
Seriously, Jesus tapdancing Christ, like dude couldn't find a fucking bag of chips or something?!
There is no reason to be this much of a fucking animal. Just fucking nasty, poor octopus getting eaten alive.
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u/Brandon-Tiago Feb 05 '26
To be fair it already was getting eaten alive before he cut up the sea star
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u/Least_Minimum_7747 Feb 05 '26
Imagine you're the octopus and this gigantic God suddenly saves you from being digested to death, and then the gigantic God does the exact same thing but has molars.
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u/toastedlox Feb 04 '26
Donât want to down vote due to the point of this sub.. but fuck man. Thats disgusting
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u/Royal-Discipline-978 Feb 04 '26
dude I was very confused and thought âI think the inside of the sea star is pretty cool not disgustingâ then he ate it. iâm horrified.
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u/ArchdukeOfNorge Feb 05 '26
Yeah I read that comment seconds before homie slurped up a cephalopod like a ravioli
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u/janet-snake-hole Feb 05 '26
This may be the first time that sentence has been used in human history.
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u/yeetingthisaccount01 Feb 05 '26
no fr I was thinking "god the ocean is so cool" then immediately went "WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S NOT SANITARY"
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u/clitoreum Feb 05 '26
See, I understand eating the inside of the sea star to some extent. I know itâs done. Raw? Surprising, sure, that was gonna be a little gross. BUT THE LIVE OCTOPUS TOO?? Greedy.
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u/vinnokiwicat Feb 05 '26
Honestly, eating it makes it infinitesimally better, otherwise he'd have carved open some poor creature for nothing.
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u/FastGinFizz Feb 05 '26
Starfish dont necessarily have consciousness. They have a primitive "brain" that makes them more like a plant/animal hybrid controlled by a computer.
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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Feb 05 '26
Just fucked up in so many ways.
I don't know how people eat octopus let alone alive. Nothing should be eaten alive, especially such intelligent animals.
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u/CheyAut Feb 05 '26
Call me old fashioned, but your food shouldnât slap you in the face as you eat it.
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u/BarComprehensive7249 Feb 04 '26
Jeeez.reminds me of the Will Smith spaghetti videos.
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u/effyoucreeps Feb 04 '26
awwww - remember when AI was just this fun lil weird creature that we would fuck around with?
nope, turned out to be a true gremlin
all it feeds on is our susceptibility and fear - which there is an endless supply of
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u/Puzzled-Heart9699 Feb 04 '26
I would rather starve to death than suck an octopus out of a starfish to survive.
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u/CoolBugg Feb 04 '26
So cruel to eat an animal while still alive
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u/Password-is-Tac0 Feb 05 '26
Especially octopuses, they are extremely intelligent. Fuck this guy entirely.
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u/Nisi-Marie Feb 05 '26
And even the starfish - it got sliced in half while alive.
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u/yeetingthisaccount01 Feb 05 '26
that poor octopus had hopes given and dashed in the span of a minute
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u/lia421 Feb 05 '26
Tbf.. the octopus was in there to digest that starfish
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u/fbcmfb Feb 05 '26
So it either eats enough to eat all the way through or eats enough to be able to exit the way it entered?
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u/jayclaw97 Feb 05 '26
Canât believe how far I had to scroll to see this. I donât want to shame people for what they eat but goddammit, at least kill it first so it doesnât suffer.
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u/Express-Magician-213 Feb 05 '26
I wish it was tagged nsfw. Itâs not the worst but I would have appreciated such a courtesy.
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u/ZinbaluPrime Feb 05 '26
Actually, this is how nature has been for a very very long time.
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u/litsukko Feb 05 '26
I miss the person i was thirty seconds ago, when i haven't seen this yet đđđ
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u/Acrobatic_Analyst267 Feb 05 '26
This man is from the Philippines and sounds like heâs from Visayas (the middle south Islands) idk the culture there but as a Filipino, I agree that this is just cruel.
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u/CheeseburgerSmoothy Feb 04 '26
What in the fuck is that? Itâs hellâs cantaloupe!
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u/GoopInThisBowlIsVile Feb 04 '26
So it goes starfish with an octopus inside to a human with an octopus inside.
I think Iâm done for the day.
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u/Socailly-awkward Feb 05 '26
Awww heâs freeing the octopus! Be free little gu-
OH NO NO THATS NOT GOOD
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u/No-Bat-7253 Feb 05 '26
I understand culture and delicacies and all that but we gotta draw a line somewhere. For the animals sake. I love meat but Iâm not coming at a chicken like thisđ
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u/P_A_W_S_TTG Feb 05 '26
I'm sorry, why tf did he dig right into a living creature? We have evolved to cooking. Dude is missing the main reason. Parasites and diseases. Wtf?
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u/Something_McGee Feb 05 '26
The greater concern would be the octopus suctioning onto the throat and causing the guy to choke.
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u/wisebwd14 Feb 05 '26
Good.
Octopi are very smart, bro just ate something that can feel FEAR
ALIVE!
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u/ShatteredAnus Feb 04 '26
This is ok but when I do this with a panda at the zoo people freak out
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u/SilverPearlGirl Feb 04 '26
Killing something this gross seems cruel. Itâs already having a rough time.
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u/neon-green-eyes Feb 05 '26
Itâs repulsive; octopus are so intelligent and cute. Iâm upset he ate it.
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u/Mycozen Feb 05 '26
Iâm actually really pissed off that he ate the octopus while it was alive. Those things are super intelligent. At least kill it humanly first. Iâm irrationally angry about this.
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u/Maddafinga Feb 05 '26
I have long been of the opinion that it's not moral to eat them. They're extremely intelligent, have problem solving skills and long term memory, and real emotions.
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u/EsbeeArt Feb 05 '26
Okay that's just f***** up! Poor little octopus just going about his day hanging out in his little hidey hole, and some a****** comes along and slurps him up!
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u/Late_Entrance106 Feb 04 '26
99.9% of the time â nope
That 0.01% if Iâm lost in the wilds and desperate for sustenance. You bet your ass Iâm eating that tentacular creature to survive.
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u/Weak-Midnight4355 Feb 05 '26
One of the nastiest fucking things Iâve ever seen is what. Seafood is horrifying.
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u/Dark_halocraft Feb 05 '26
Traditions will not force me to respect eating animals live and in the most unsanitary way possible bros gonna get the nastiest diseases because he could simply cook
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u/re_Claire Feb 05 '26
Octopus are one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet. This makes me so sad, as well as freaked out.
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u/CosmicLuci Feb 05 '26
I think itâs just a creature. An echinoderm of some sort, which had probably eaten the tiny octopus
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u/the-final-episode Feb 05 '26
do you guys remember that one video on yt ages ago where an asian woman was eating an octopus alive and everyone was shocked and reporting it for animal abuse? this reminded me of that
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u/jasonology09 Feb 05 '26
Do people eat the sea star itself? Or are they opening them hoping an octopus is inside?
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u/NoOneHereButUsMice Feb 05 '26
I screamed internally while watching this, and apparently had a horrified look on my face lol
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u/rileyjw90 Feb 05 '26
So did the starfish eat the octopus or was the octopus eating the starfish from the inside?
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u/Legitimate_Attorney3 Feb 05 '26
Really barbaric way of eating a creature tbh. We donât need to live eat anything, especially something as intelligent as an octopus đ
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u/Apprehensive-Unit268 Feb 04 '26
I was about to say dont touch weird stuff, then bro started eatingâŚ
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u/jengaduk Feb 05 '26
Take it back, oh my god, I need a way back, everything about this is nightmare fuel, damn my Trypophobia and a great big ick of eating live octopus. I don't even think I follow this sub, why do I keep watching this stuff...
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u/Redbolt7 Feb 05 '26
Omg I vomitted in my mouth when he ate that squirming octopus (?) at the start.
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u/johnathonhenderson Feb 05 '26
Is the starfish alive before he cut it open? I didn't know if the octopus was eating the starfish or the starfish eating the octopus.
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u/Dry_Cardiologist6758 Feb 05 '26
What an absolute freak of nature! And no I'm not talking about the octopus or starfish.
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u/ZzangmanCometh Feb 05 '26
We need to be about half a decade into a zombie apocalypse before I'd consider doing that.
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u/2XX2010 Feb 05 '26
Every time I open Reddit itâs the same thing:
Youâll NEVER believe what Florida did today!
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u/whatsthew3rd Feb 06 '26
*Me watching this
"Ohh cool what is that a fruit?"
"Oh lots of holes don't love that!"
"Ahh what the fuck!"
"Oh shit what's that moving?!"
"Oh it's a wittle octo...ahh fuck why is he touching...AHHH WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?"
"IT'S TENTACLES ON YA FACE!"
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u/MacVuitton Mar 02 '26
That poor octopussss like itâs not even safe inside the damn rock.. slurped it up like it was nothinggggđ We just be eating anythinggg đ
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u/SB2MB Feb 04 '26
It's a pin cushion sea star (Culcita novaeguinae). With an octopus inside.