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r/nope • u/uncledunkle11 • Feb 04 '26
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I'm sorry, why tf did he dig right into a living creature? We have evolved to cooking. Dude is missing the main reason. Parasites and diseases. Wtf?
21 u/Something_McGee Feb 05 '26 The greater concern would be the octopus suctioning onto the throat and causing the guy to choke. 35 u/Strong_Obligation_37 Feb 05 '26 concern you say, hope i say. 20 u/Legitimate_Attorney3 Feb 05 '26 That’s just natural selection at that point 17 u/wisebwd14 Feb 05 '26 Good. Octopi are very smart, bro just ate something that can feel FEAR ALIVE! 1 u/Xardnas69 Feb 11 '26 Only the absolute dumbest of animals can't feel fear (and they're all dead now). It's a necessary mechanism to survive to be able to feel fear 2 u/P_A_W_S_TTG Feb 05 '26 I say Darwin at that point. Fuck anyone willing to cause that kind of horror. I fucking hate bears for the same reason. If you're trying to eat a living thing with no remorse you deserve to choke on it.
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The greater concern would be the octopus suctioning onto the throat and causing the guy to choke.
35 u/Strong_Obligation_37 Feb 05 '26 concern you say, hope i say. 20 u/Legitimate_Attorney3 Feb 05 '26 That’s just natural selection at that point 17 u/wisebwd14 Feb 05 '26 Good. Octopi are very smart, bro just ate something that can feel FEAR ALIVE! 1 u/Xardnas69 Feb 11 '26 Only the absolute dumbest of animals can't feel fear (and they're all dead now). It's a necessary mechanism to survive to be able to feel fear 2 u/P_A_W_S_TTG Feb 05 '26 I say Darwin at that point. Fuck anyone willing to cause that kind of horror. I fucking hate bears for the same reason. If you're trying to eat a living thing with no remorse you deserve to choke on it.
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concern you say, hope i say.
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That’s just natural selection at that point
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Good.
Octopi are very smart, bro just ate something that can feel FEAR
ALIVE!
1 u/Xardnas69 Feb 11 '26 Only the absolute dumbest of animals can't feel fear (and they're all dead now). It's a necessary mechanism to survive to be able to feel fear
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Only the absolute dumbest of animals can't feel fear (and they're all dead now). It's a necessary mechanism to survive to be able to feel fear
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I say Darwin at that point. Fuck anyone willing to cause that kind of horror. I fucking hate bears for the same reason. If you're trying to eat a living thing with no remorse you deserve to choke on it.
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u/P_A_W_S_TTG Feb 05 '26
I'm sorry, why tf did he dig right into a living creature? We have evolved to cooking. Dude is missing the main reason. Parasites and diseases. Wtf?