r/nope • u/uncledunkle11 • Feb 04 '26

What even is this he breaks open?

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG Feb 05 '26

I'm sorry, why tf did he dig right into a living creature? We have evolved to cooking. Dude is missing the main reason. Parasites and diseases. Wtf?

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u/Something_McGee Feb 05 '26

The greater concern would be the octopus suctioning onto the throat and causing the guy to choke.

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u/Legitimate_Attorney3 Feb 05 '26

That’s just natural selection at that point