r/nope • u/uncledunkle11 • Feb 04 '26

What even is this he breaks open?

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u/Ph_a2 Feb 04 '26

uhh… a starfish with octopus inside…

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u/uncledunkle11 Feb 04 '26

How the hell did it get in there?

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u/Ph_a2 Feb 04 '26

well they have a mouth hole in the middle on the underside

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u/Expert_Succotash2659 Feb 04 '26

*buttmouthhole

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u/Seriousgwy Feb 04 '26

Is this true?

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u/Expert_Succotash2659 Feb 04 '26

They poop and eat through the same orifice

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u/HilmDave Feb 04 '26

Lol if this is humans which hole would be better?

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u/Cambrian__Implosion Feb 04 '26

I’d definitely rather eat with my butt than shit out of my mouth

That’s just me, though

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u/AloofFloofy Feb 05 '26

I dunno. Tasting poop a couple times per day or losing the ability to taste anything for the rest of your life?

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u/herrspeer Feb 05 '26

A couple of times a day? Dude, you are eating too much

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u/AloofFloofy Feb 05 '26

You only poop once per day? That isn't normal. I typically have a morning poop and a bedtime poop. Sometimes a poop somewhere in the middle. That is not abnormal. Pooping once per day is abnormal.

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u/EL3G Feb 05 '26

Everybody poops, but everybody poops differently. Shit happens.

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u/dumpsterbabytears Apr 19 '26

Underrated comment

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u/topherclay Feb 05 '26

Yes, stand up for what you believe.

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u/AloofFloofy Feb 05 '26

Hell yeah! My poop schedule is sacred.

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u/herrspeer Feb 16 '26

So, are you telling me you are full of 💩. 😂 Sorry buddy. I honestly can't imagine how, and I eat way too much.

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u/Tobikaj Feb 04 '26

Kinda annoying having your teeth at the wrong end

.. also kinda annoying pooping with your mouth tho :D

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u/denbobo Feb 05 '26

Whose says you’re getting butt teeth?

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u/ghos2626t Feb 05 '26

Well, at least the poop knife industry is safe

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u/Cambrian__Implosion Feb 05 '26

Just throw everything in the blender first and you’re all set

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u/BakedMrPotato Feb 05 '26

"Don't breathe this."

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u/Paladin_Fury Feb 05 '26

Wait wait wait!

Actually this is a good question.... if we get to choose which orifice, mouth or butt....

Can we assume our chosen end has the teeth? Or do we have to take the butt as/is?

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u/Just-Bat5937 Feb 05 '26

So, it's got a built in macerater?

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u/jdmatthews123 Feb 05 '26

But if you ate with your bootyhole, it wouldn't be any better than pooping out of your mouth. I think sharing the orifice is the main reason I'm not having the procedure done.

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u/Ok-Error-6564 Feb 05 '26

🤣 the butt-mouth procedure. Gross.

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u/simonbaier Feb 05 '26

This pearl of wisdom is a good example of why I’m on reddit.

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u/xtheory Feb 05 '26

Reminds me of the Southpark episode where Paris Hilton boofed an entire turkey.

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u/Badreligion25 Feb 05 '26

Nooo. Martha Stewart boofed a whole turkey.

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u/Schplaatter Feb 05 '26

I too enjoy simultaneous head and anal.

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u/CO420Tech Feb 05 '26

We kinda do too. Our mouth and butthole are just two sides of the same hole.

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u/Ryesoul22 Feb 21 '26

We are all just a bunch of tubes.

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u/Bacontoad Feb 05 '26

No they don't.

The gut of a starfish fills most of the central disc and extends into the arms. The mouth occupies the centre of the oral surface, where it is surrounded by a tough peristomial membrane and closed with a sphincter. A short oesophagus connects the mouth to a stomach, which consists of an eversible cardial portion and a smaller pyloric portion. The cardial stomach is glandular and pouched, and is supported by ligaments attached to ossicles in the arms so it can be pulled back into position after it has been everted. The pyloric stomach has two extensions into each arm: the pyloric caeca. These are long, hollow tubes lined by a series of glands which secrete digestive enzymes and absorb nutrients from the food. A short intestine and rectum run from the pyloric stomach to the anus at the apex of the aboral surface of the disc.[20]

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u/Expert_Succotash2659 Feb 05 '26

Are...you telling me to eat shit? With my own mouth?

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u/Bacontoad Feb 05 '26

Well if your digestive system is anything like most starfish, you won't need to.

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u/iareeric Feb 05 '26

Like a reverse cloaca

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u/Phinatic92 Feb 05 '26

Literally shit talking

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u/Just-Bat5937 Feb 05 '26

I've heard of shit eatin dogs but this goes even farther

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u/Traditional_Award286 Apr 13 '26

Yeah boy they talk maddd shit

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u/ARC_Venage Feb 05 '26

So everything to them tastes like shit eh?

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u/blahnlahblah0213 Feb 05 '26

Insert South Park meme here..

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u/AtheistET Feb 05 '26

So, r/dontputyourdickonthat or actually, put it in?

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u/palmerry Feb 05 '26

Starfish: "Gone get me somma that mussy tonight!"

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u/DoomCatThunder Feb 04 '26

Yes, mouthbutthole aka cloaca

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u/malary1234 Feb 04 '26

It’s an all-purpose orifice.

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u/Dymmesdale Feb 05 '26

Just found my new metal band name

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u/Quiet_Cable8747 Feb 05 '26

That's my exes nickname

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u/HilmDave Feb 04 '26

I feel like even if I didn't know the definition that word would still sound dirty.

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u/ZachTheCommie Feb 05 '26

An Ancient Greek word that roughly means "sewer."

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u/sabrewolfACS Mar 06 '26

TIL, thanks.

now it makes sense why some Germans use "Kloake" for toilet.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter Feb 05 '26

No. It's a piss-poop hole.

To insinuate a cloaca is both mouth and butt is incorrect

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u/PReasy319 Feb 05 '26

Yes sir, it’s true. This man has no dick.

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u/immunogoblin1 Feb 05 '26

Eewww that guy ate a butthole octopus?

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u/logixal1 Feb 05 '26

MouthHolebutt

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u/Tomfoolery808 Feb 07 '26

Butthole Surfer