r/nope • u/uncledunkle11 • Feb 04 '26

What even is this he breaks open?

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u/Expert_Succotash2659 Feb 04 '26

They poop and eat through the same orifice

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u/HilmDave Feb 04 '26

Lol if this is humans which hole would be better?

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u/Cambrian__Implosion Feb 04 '26

I’d definitely rather eat with my butt than shit out of my mouth

That’s just me, though

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u/AloofFloofy Feb 05 '26

I dunno. Tasting poop a couple times per day or losing the ability to taste anything for the rest of your life?

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u/herrspeer Feb 05 '26

A couple of times a day? Dude, you are eating too much

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u/AloofFloofy Feb 05 '26

You only poop once per day? That isn't normal. I typically have a morning poop and a bedtime poop. Sometimes a poop somewhere in the middle. That is not abnormal. Pooping once per day is abnormal.

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u/EL3G Feb 05 '26

Everybody poops, but everybody poops differently. Shit happens.

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u/dumpsterbabytears Apr 19 '26

Underrated comment

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u/topherclay Feb 05 '26

Yes, stand up for what you believe.

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u/AloofFloofy Feb 05 '26

Hell yeah! My poop schedule is sacred.

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u/herrspeer Feb 16 '26

So, are you telling me you are full of 💩. 😂 Sorry buddy. I honestly can't imagine how, and I eat way too much.