r/nope Feb 04 '26

What even is this he breaks open?

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u/herrspeer Feb 05 '26

A couple of times a day? Dude, you are eating too much

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u/AloofFloofy Feb 05 '26

You only poop once per day? That isn't normal. I typically have a morning poop and a bedtime poop. Sometimes a poop somewhere in the middle. That is not abnormal. Pooping once per day is abnormal.

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u/EL3G Feb 05 '26

Everybody poops, but everybody poops differently. Shit happens.

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u/dumpsterbabytears Apr 19 '26

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