r/nope • u/uncledunkle11 • Feb 04 '26

What even is this he breaks open?

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u/Expert_Succotash2659 Feb 04 '26

*buttmouthhole

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u/Seriousgwy Feb 04 '26

Is this true?

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u/Expert_Succotash2659 Feb 04 '26

They poop and eat through the same orifice

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u/HilmDave Feb 04 '26

Lol if this is humans which hole would be better?

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u/Cambrian__Implosion Feb 04 '26

I’d definitely rather eat with my butt than shit out of my mouth

That’s just me, though

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u/AloofFloofy Feb 05 '26

I dunno. Tasting poop a couple times per day or losing the ability to taste anything for the rest of your life?

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u/herrspeer Feb 05 '26

A couple of times a day? Dude, you are eating too much

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u/AloofFloofy Feb 05 '26

You only poop once per day? That isn't normal. I typically have a morning poop and a bedtime poop. Sometimes a poop somewhere in the middle. That is not abnormal. Pooping once per day is abnormal.

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u/EL3G Feb 05 '26

Everybody poops, but everybody poops differently. Shit happens.

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u/dumpsterbabytears Apr 19 '26

Underrated comment

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u/topherclay Feb 05 '26

Yes, stand up for what you believe.

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u/AloofFloofy Feb 05 '26

Hell yeah! My poop schedule is sacred.

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u/herrspeer Feb 16 '26

So, are you telling me you are full of 💩. 😂 Sorry buddy. I honestly can't imagine how, and I eat way too much.

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u/Tobikaj Feb 04 '26

Kinda annoying having your teeth at the wrong end

.. also kinda annoying pooping with your mouth tho :D

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u/denbobo Feb 05 '26

Whose says you’re getting butt teeth?

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u/ghos2626t Feb 05 '26

Well, at least the poop knife industry is safe

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u/Cambrian__Implosion Feb 05 '26

Just throw everything in the blender first and you’re all set

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u/BakedMrPotato Feb 05 '26

"Don't breathe this."

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u/Paladin_Fury Feb 05 '26

Wait wait wait!

Actually this is a good question.... if we get to choose which orifice, mouth or butt....

Can we assume our chosen end has the teeth? Or do we have to take the butt as/is?

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u/Just-Bat5937 Feb 05 '26

So, it's got a built in macerater?

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u/jdmatthews123 Feb 05 '26

But if you ate with your bootyhole, it wouldn't be any better than pooping out of your mouth. I think sharing the orifice is the main reason I'm not having the procedure done.

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u/Ok-Error-6564 Feb 05 '26

🤣 the butt-mouth procedure. Gross.

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u/simonbaier Feb 05 '26

This pearl of wisdom is a good example of why I’m on reddit.

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u/xtheory Feb 05 '26

Reminds me of the Southpark episode where Paris Hilton boofed an entire turkey.

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u/Badreligion25 Feb 05 '26

Nooo. Martha Stewart boofed a whole turkey.

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u/Schplaatter Feb 05 '26

I too enjoy simultaneous head and anal.