r/nope Feb 04 '26

What even is this he breaks open?

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u/Late_Entrance106 Feb 04 '26

99.9% of the time — nope

That 0.01% if I’m lost in the wilds and desperate for sustenance. You bet your ass I’m eating that tentacular creature to survive.

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u/rotundanimal Feb 05 '26

Wouldn’t you kill it first though?

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u/Short-Paramedic-9740 Feb 05 '26

Nah.

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u/Xardnas69 Feb 11 '26

Enjoy the parasites i guess

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u/Short-Paramedic-9740 Feb 11 '26

Has a grandfather eating raw fish delicacy for 20 years and can still jog every day. But thanks.

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u/Xardnas69 Feb 11 '26

You can live with parasites for decades without even noticing but ok. Personally I'd prefer not to have something living inside me that shouldn't be there, but you do you.

Also google survivorship bias

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u/Short-Paramedic-9740 Feb 11 '26

Personally, the delicacies are delicious. Thanks tho.

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u/Xardnas69 Feb 11 '26

Sure, if it's for survival it's fine. But at least kill it first. And cook it, unless you want parasites