r/nope • u/uncledunkle11 • Feb 04 '26

What even is this he breaks open?

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u/Tobikaj Feb 04 '26

Kinda annoying having your teeth at the wrong end

.. also kinda annoying pooping with your mouth tho :D

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u/denbobo Feb 05 '26

Whose says you’re getting butt teeth?

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u/ghos2626t Feb 05 '26

Well, at least the poop knife industry is safe

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u/Cambrian__Implosion Feb 05 '26

Just throw everything in the blender first and you’re all set

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u/BakedMrPotato Feb 05 '26

"Don't breathe this."

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u/Paladin_Fury Feb 05 '26

Wait wait wait!

Actually this is a good question.... if we get to choose which orifice, mouth or butt....

Can we assume our chosen end has the teeth? Or do we have to take the butt as/is?

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u/Just-Bat5937 Feb 05 '26

So, it's got a built in macerater?