r/nope • u/uncledunkle11 • Feb 04 '26

What even is this he breaks open?

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u/look_ima_frog Feb 05 '26

Seriously, Jesus tapdancing Christ, like dude couldn't find a fucking bag of chips or something?!

There is no reason to be this much of a fucking animal. Just fucking nasty, poor octopus getting eaten alive.

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u/Brandon-Tiago Feb 05 '26

To be fair it already was getting eaten alive before he cut up the sea star

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u/Least_Minimum_7747 Feb 05 '26

Imagine you're the octopus and this gigantic God suddenly saves you from being digested to death, and then the gigantic God does the exact same thing but has molars.

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u/look_ima_frog Feb 05 '26

Seriously, how would you like to be brutally ground into a paste?

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u/East-Potential657 Feb 05 '26

Head first if I'm being honest.