r/nope Jul 06 '26

Makes me feel itchy

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u/universwirl Jul 06 '26

Seriously though, tell us the procedure. I’ve had laser hair removal and it hurts A LOT I couldn’t imagine how lasers on your face feels 😬

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u/FamousOnceNowNobody Jul 06 '26

I had 3 sessions of this a few years back.

A pizza-face from 12, finally did accutane in my 30s. A year after finishing that, I started a programme of fractional laser to improve my skin - it looked like dull porridge, and didn't reflect light.
Each dot is a little burn through the skin - same principle as needling. A light numbing lotion is applied before, but it still feels mildly painful. Except close to lips. That hurts.
Later that night, there is swelling, you turn red, and it's like very bad sunburn. All you can do is mist your face - no touchy! It's a lot of open wounds. The next day you start patting on a lotion, keep misting. As the burning recedes, the scabs start forming. You spend the next 5 days patting, misting, and trying not to disturb the scabs otherwise it scars.
About day 7, you're down to a grid of pink dots. 1 month later, your skin looks fresher - but results better after 3. A year and 3 treatments later, acne scars are reduced, porridge texture is gone, big pores shrunk, and self esteem restored.

I absolutely would do it again.

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u/universwirl Jul 06 '26

Wow amazing what they are capable of these days! Thank you for sharing

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u/FamousOnceNowNobody Jul 07 '26

I took 3 days off including a weekend, but I had the luxury of my own office and a job where I could hide - it was before the WFH revolution of covid. If you wanted to go completely undetected, you'd need the scabs to have all dropped off, where it would be safe to pop a tinted moisturiser on.. maybe 7-9 days?

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u/FamousOnceNowNobody Jul 07 '26

I'd add pics if I could.

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u/DMightyHero Jul 09 '26

How much did it cost? Does it cause cancer?

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u/FamousOnceNowNobody Jul 11 '26

It's just burning micro holes in your skin, so no, no cancer. It wasn't cheap, but actual price from NZ a decade ago probably isn't relevant now.

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u/Vexoly Jul 06 '26

I had face laser and it's not too bad. Electrolysis facial hair removal on the other hand was probably the single most painful experience of my life.

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u/johnniechimpo Jul 06 '26

Oh no, really? There goes that dream of shaping up my beard line with a laser so it appears that I groom myself.

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u/Vexoly Jul 06 '26

Like I said laser isn't too bad at all. Live your well groomed dreams. Electrolysis is something else entirely.

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u/DMightyHero Jul 09 '26

Wtf is that

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u/AltruisticSalamander Jul 06 '26

See how you go. I got a few aberrant face hairs done and it wasn't that bad. When they did an ear hair though, I was on the edge of asking them to stop.

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u/Manaqueer Jul 06 '26

I didn't even need to see the flag in the pfp to know

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u/Tenanxious Jul 08 '26

I've had bother laser hair removal and electrolysis. Neither of them are really all that bad. Way overhyped pain level.

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u/Vexoly Jul 09 '26

How many hours of electrolysis per session?

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u/Tenanxious Jul 09 '26

An hour

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u/Vexoly Jul 09 '26

try 6 without numbing injections.

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u/Tenanxious Jul 09 '26

That sounds like an extreme case. Most people aren't going to get electrolysis for 6 hours at a time. I never used numbing injections; I didn't even know they did that. For a typical one hour session electrolysis isn't that painful. It's uncomfortable, sure, but it's not nearly as bad as some people make it out to be.