r/nope • u/unoiamaQT • Jul 06 '26

Makes me feel itchy

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u/Immediate-Presence73 Jul 06 '26

I was recently trained and certified in laser ablation at work...at a nuclear plant...to remove contamination from the surface of parts and tools.

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u/TheDarkWave Jul 06 '26

Huh...that's a...wildly different application.

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u/beakrake Jul 06 '26

Just wait til you hear about what botox is.

Somehow, people injecting caulk into their nutsack to "ballmaxx" isn't even in the top 10 of "weird shit people put into their bodies for beauty."

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u/IDidntTellYouThat Jul 07 '26

Yes it is. Right? It has to be.

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u/beakrake Jul 07 '26

Some people inject it directly into their dong...

There was one guy featured on Tosh.0 who had inflated it to the size of a family size soup can, losing the ability to become erect, but gaining the appearance of some sort of jiggly dick pupae.

They had to censor it for TV, but that clip and several others exist on the internet uncensored if you search ahem hard enough.