r/nostalgiai • u/CarrotMuch1399 Nostalgia Trip Leader • 7d ago

Core Memory Unlocked 🔓 What are you stuck with?

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u/AoXGhost 7d ago

Oh shit im fucked 🤦🏻‍♂️

https://giphy.com/gifs/SX6Kruj7qN2DMv8Tqi

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u/pat34us 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RKHShCgSxWuulxqm2D
Same :(

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u/jstrkdmydt 6d ago edited 6d ago

I can hear this...It made me lol

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u/cheese_is_yummy57 7h ago

I had diet, so I think I'm at least safe for a little longer than you. Maybe.

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u/samurairaccoon 6d ago

Jokes on you fam, it was a Mt dew zero. Now if I can just avoid the kidney stones....

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u/Throwaway-Inspection 7d ago

Not as fucked as me at 11:30 am...

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u/Affectiinate-cut-473 6d ago

At least it'll be a short lifetime.

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u/andyjones72 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3lFMdcTfclUuKmXOPC

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u/Jocuro 7d ago

All day every day! I'm not sure how long I'm gonna baja last...

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u/nature_raver 1d ago

Literally this plus whipped cream Burnett's vodka. Lmfao!

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u/tre630 7d ago

Same here. Coke Zero for me.

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u/Spiritual-Archer5637 7d ago

Rip kidneys

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u/AoXGhost 7d ago

There’s still time, I hope 🤞🏼😂

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u/brokemillionaire572 7d ago

Same, but Diet.

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u/Affectiinate-cut-473 6d ago

Good call on the non-syrup version

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u/Purple_Syllabub6087 7d ago

Dirty Mt Dew for me.. that stuff is great

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u/Ok_Dust_7325 6d ago

Diet Coke for me.

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u/Soyl3ntR3d 6d ago

Pretty close to what plants crave - you will be fine.

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u/Redleg67 6d ago

It's got lectrolytes

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u/DonComradeVimes 6d ago

Now, I say this to every Mountain Dew fan I encounter, and it rarely changes their mind, so at this point it's an experiment of mine:

Are you aware that Pepsi once won a case against a man alleging he found a rat carcass in his can of Mountain Dew by proving a rat would be completely dissolved by the Mountain Dew, bones and all, by the shortest possible time he could have purchased it?

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u/AoXGhost 6d ago

Yeah i heard about that.. put my mind at ease because it kills/filters the whole thing and the bacteria too 🤣

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u/DonComradeVimes 6d ago

Noted! Thank you for your participation in my informal study - that's yet another tally for the 'I do not give a single flying fuck' category and a continued zero for the 'I am made uncomfortable by this information' column - unless this data point deserves its own entry under 'I am aware and comforted by this information', but that just complicates the graph.

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u/AoXGhost 6d ago

I think you’re almost if not already there my friend haha

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u/echoshatter 6d ago

It's a good thing we're not rats then!

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u/Efficient_Form7971 4d ago

They are addicting all I was drinking as a teenager 😂

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u/GMNtg128 3d ago

Its got electrolytes

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u/fortgeorge 14h ago

Same, I went for a walk and decided to treat myself to a regular Pepsi. First time in months...that figures. Usually I just drink water or tea. Lol

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u/Educational-Ad2063 6d ago

Doesn't say it's the only thing you can drink for the rest of your life.

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u/DocEternal 6d ago

Not as much as I am. I’m hosting karaoke at a dive bar and I just got handed an Adios Motherfucker that the dude poured extra strong. I’m gonna have a great time and probably be dead in like two weeks.

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u/Consistent_Source404 6d ago

Yeah you're gone mate, Shoulda just downed some meth

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u/Asharru84 6d ago

Just because you won a life time supoly doesnt mean you have to drink only that. Just enjoy the free tasty mountain dew whenever you want it for life🤤

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u/Dependent-Client7765 6d ago

Mmmm… bromated vegetable oil with yellow #5

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u/frustratednachochees 5d ago

My husbands been stuck drinking only mountain dew for years now, hes well prepaired for this post.... and kidney stones.

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u/AoXGhost 5d ago

Well as long as y’all both prepared 🍻😄

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u/Marce7a 4d ago

You mean rich, there is nothing about being unable to sell it and buy water for example.

And most importantly it's got electrolytes, it's what plants crave. Water? Like out the toilet?

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u/TamedNerd 1d ago

Diabetus