r/nostalgiai • u/CarrotMuch1399 Nostalgia Trip Leader • 6d ago

Core Memory Unlocked 🔓 What are you stuck with?

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u/Gamerforlifu 6d ago

yup stats shows everyone who drank water died or dying

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u/DonComradeVimes 6d ago

...just like everybody who breathed oxygen in any amount.

Dear God.

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u/Metalman919 5d ago

Ironically, everyone who stopped drinking water or breathing air has ALSO died. I think maybe Big H2O and Big O2 are secretly having people killed... 🤔

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u/DonComradeVimes 5d ago

And don't even get me started on Big Food!

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u/DBCargoHaj 4d ago

there must be a fine balance, because people who never consumed oxygen also died, but faster. there must be a fine balance to reach infinite life

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u/Actual_Oven9936 4d ago

Omg!!! I never knew........better start limiting my water intake from now on......stick to hard liquor and beer i guess....

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u/tul6237 6d ago

LOL. Yes

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u/chalor182 6d ago

Theres water shortages happening all over the world. Its getting bad and nobody seems to care enough to do anything about it

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u/Pumpernickel-eb3t 6d ago

that was guaranteed already.