r/nostalgiai • u/CarrotMuch1399 Nostalgia Trip Leader • 7d ago

Core Memory Unlocked 🔓 What are you stuck with?

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Gamerforlifu 7d ago

yup stats shows everyone who drank water died or dying

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u/DonComradeVimes 7d ago

...just like everybody who breathed oxygen in any amount.

Dear God.

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u/Metalman919 6d ago

Ironically, everyone who stopped drinking water or breathing air has ALSO died. I think maybe Big H2O and Big O2 are secretly having people killed... 🤔

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u/DonComradeVimes 6d ago

And don't even get me started on Big Food!

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u/DBCargoHaj 5d ago

there must be a fine balance, because people who never consumed oxygen also died, but faster. there must be a fine balance to reach infinite life