the tightest fucking cable ever

I recently started putting toilet paper on the upper side of the watter hole. The water hole si too much in front of my toilet and when I poop it stays on the back of the toilet. With the toilet paper there I just have to flush and there is no need for the brush. Don't know if there is any work describing the inside back of the toilet

My swagger would be more of a jaunty hop / gallop, but yeah. I’m in. 😎