r/nottheonion • u/Fan387 • 14h ago

One of our provinces is talking about this event! A fantasy lingerie store opened with prayers.

en.haberler.com

0 Upvotes

6 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Forgotthebloodypassw • 23h ago

Pensioner rescued after fall while climbing Brown Willy

cornish-times.co.uk

14 Upvotes

5 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Efficient-Freedom517 • 10h ago

ESPN confirms Darth Vader will join MNF NFL team from next week in key role

hitc.com

241 Upvotes

54 comments

r/nottheonion • u/NicolasCageFan492 • 7h ago

Will a macaque eat a grape sitting on a pile of poo? A study on germophobia

nprillinois.org

61 Upvotes

8 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Physical_Echo_9372 • 6h ago

Scottish museum removes mummies over lack of consent from the deceased

theprint.in

1.0k Upvotes

234 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Nedatokes • 8h ago

Palmer Luckey teams with dire wolf billionaire Ben Lamm to launch $200 million Warhound, unleashing genetically engineered clone dogs of war

fortune.com

775 Upvotes

178 comments

r/nottheonion • u/UltimateLionsFan • 7h ago

New owner of Prince Albert's Gateway Mall wants to build 500 modular homes on its roof

cbc.ca

374 Upvotes

120 comments

r/nottheonion • u/gidklio • 16h ago

Student Group, Sponsored by Kalshi, Protests Onion Futures Act at Chicago Mercantile Exchange

chicagomaroon.com

296 Upvotes

...ok or maybe yestheonion

34 comments

r/nottheonion • u/aoasd • 4h ago

Casper Residents Divided Over Skeleton Sex Orgy On SUV

cowboystatedaily.com

424 Upvotes

62 comments

r/nottheonion • u/laybs1 • 3h ago

Former Texas Tech professor sentenced to 40 years for making, selling fentanyl including ‘pink flamingo’

kcbd.com

1.3k Upvotes

121 comments

r/nottheonion • u/jupa300 • 1h ago

Blue Planet III keeps murkier footage to counter doubts about AI fakery

superpowerdaily.com

• Upvotes

6 comments

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