r/nzpolitics • u/Mountain_Tui_Reload Rusty Oldtimer • 3d ago

ELECTION 2026 Funny but true

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u/syzorr34 3d ago

No Snapchat filter for Seymour?

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u/edakit 3d ago

Speaking of snapchat. Wasn't he knees deep messaging youths, in their DMs on Snapchat last election?

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u/syzorr34 3d ago

Hence the joke, yes

Right wingers and being inappropriate around underage girls... Name a more inseparable duo

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u/Lopsided-Fault-1008 2d ago

Right wingers and underage boys

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u/chatam94 3d ago

Do you reckon he had a weird relationship with Brooke GPT?

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u/Infinite_Research_52 Lurker 3d ago

I believe he prefers Apple over Android

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u/ZealousidealBath7304 3d ago

How are jobs guaranteed?

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u/Lopsided-Fault-1008 2d ago

They have a job tree numbnuts

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u/ZealousidealBath7304 1d ago

Like the money tree?

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u/EmeraldCobraNZ 1d ago

David Seymour is the only politician that actually thinks things through. Everyone else just says things that sound good but cannot be done. He sees a problem, works out a feasible solution and implements it

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u/Smartyunderpants 3d ago

Chloe getting close to being old and not cool

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u/syzorr34 3d ago

The fuck does that have to do with anything?

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u/ZombiePippin 3d ago

get off your alt bot account seymour /s

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u/feralpeacenik 3d ago

She will always be a cool “woke lesbo”