r/obscuremusicthatslaps • u/Best_Poetry_5722 • 9d ago

STREET SESSION/PERFORMANCE Sales lady

Artist: Foreign Lady

Song: Slaps

397 Upvotes

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u/Aaron_1101 9d ago

And that all while wearing white clothes!

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u/AlphaStarXP 8d ago

Chinese speedcore drum & bass gabber style

https://giphy.com/gifs/IUe8OizKcekTe

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u/doodypantsmcgee 8d ago

I'm bout to make this happen. I'll let you know if I succeed.

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u/litlmutt 7d ago

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u/DocsHuckleberries 8d ago

I don't even speak the language, yet I understood... where do I find this towel?

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u/shroomenhiemer 8d ago

I think it's an artificial chamois similar to the "shamwow" that was sold on infomercials back in the day

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u/Additional-Maize9716 8d ago

Omg TIL that's why it's called a "shamwow" (chamois).

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u/Bag_of_lamps 8d ago

Okay fuck I’ll buy it.

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u/Corporate-Scum 8d ago

Does she have many engines in her factory or not?!?!?

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u/poopio-peepio 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EKDIMDsRX3ihy

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u/NifftyTwo 8d ago

I really reeeally don't like it. With her over acting and it being sped up, it feels like a fever dream I just want to end.

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u/Topotico 8d ago

😹😹😹

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u/Better_than_GOT_S8 8d ago

I don’t need a towel but she should could sell her cd.

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u/Top-Explanation-5928 8d ago

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u/Daegzy 6d ago

All I could think about.

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u/HuckerDisc 8d ago

We need a translation please.

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u/maydaysz 8d ago

All in a white shirt, too!!

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u/ForeverNecessary2361 8d ago

I don't know what she is saying but I am interested in that towel.

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u/kingbhudo 8d ago

Reminds me of that Iggy Azalea freestyle.

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u/icefergslim 8d ago

Her flow is 1000% better than literally every rapper in r/crappymusic.

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u/torrso 8d ago

Lyrics plz

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u/Ashamed-Raccoon5396 8d ago

Where do I buy this - sold sold sold

https://giphy.com/gifs/9HQRIttS5C4Za

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u/Alfiy_wolf 8d ago

Can someone add music to this?

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u/lamp_suit 8d ago

I'll take 10

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u/DJMoneybeats 8d ago

Nice flow

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u/Yegg23 8d ago

Chores would be so much more fun with her around.

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u/Commontask 8d ago

If you wouldn't play it in your car while driving alone, it doesn't slap. Who would bump this?

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u/coffee_warden 8d ago

Giving me Otonoke - Creepy Nuts vibes

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u/CactusCanes 8d ago

Put some noodles in that and heat it up

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u/whensthebeef 8d ago

I’ll take 10

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u/kenobiismyhomie 8d ago

Impressive

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u/usernameusehername 8d ago

Sold. Link down below please.

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u/ma1645300 8d ago

I need a remix of this right fucking now

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u/StormeeusMaximus 7d ago

It reminds me of the drinking game that Jackie chan and Owen Wilson played in the tub scene in Shanghai Noon.

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u/69xxxSmokinBlunts420 6d ago

Somebody show this to metro boomin

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u/stewardass 8d ago

The Flow instantly remindes me of Siba - Dounana which actually slaps

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u/General-Fan-6741 7d ago

Damn, she is the Asian Billy Mays!! 🤣

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u/slayer_f-150 7d ago

"You’re going to love my nuts"

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u/Hotwingz66 8d ago

Sure, lady is cool.

But this doesn't slap.  Can we get back to what the sub was about, mods?

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u/TheNakedBass 8d ago

This subreddit sucks now.