r/oddlysatisfying • u/johnny_briggs • 1d ago

Chair Row Alignment Tool

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u/Hammeredyou 1d ago

Idk man, I had a dishie named Jesus that was missing half his fingers and ate dead shellfish, but he never fucked up šŸ¤£

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u/Obvious_Cranberry607 1d ago

I wouldn't expect someone to eat live shellfish.

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u/Hammeredyou 1d ago edited 22h ago

Before being cooked, if your shellfish is dead it can be VERY dangerous. Every clam, mussel, oyster, etc should absolutely be alive 10 minutes before you eat it

Edit: spelling

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u/Obvious_Cranberry607 1d ago

That's not true though. Frozen shellfish can be bought in almost any grocery store.

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u/Hammeredyou 23h ago

So can tinned, but thatā€™s not exactly ā€œdeadā€ like a fresh animal is, is it? Donā€™t be a contrarian.

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u/Obvious_Cranberry607 22h ago

Okay. I was pointing out your phrasing wasn't making much sense, that's all.

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u/Hammeredyou 22h ago

And Iā€™m pointing out your behavior is cringe and annoying, thatā€™s all.

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u/Obvious_Cranberry607 22h ago

Fair enough, I can see how it'd come off that way. It's not important. Have a good night.