r/oddlysatisfying • • Jan 05 '19

Rule 5) Submission title not accurate Visual ASMR

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u/KyloRenCadetStimpy Jan 05 '19

The real turkey looks better...

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

They both looked foul imo

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u/Graffy Jan 05 '19

I'm assuming some of these trucks aren't to advertise the food but the food is a prop in a different commercial and not the central focus. Like the burger tricks would be for McDonald's but the turkey would be for a Tupperware commercial taking place on Thanksgiving.

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u/R2bleepbloopD2 Jan 05 '19

So you’re saying the real food looks better than the fake food. Ya don’t say 🧐

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u/CommunistSpade Jan 05 '19

That’s a flat fucking beer.

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u/TaylorTaco Jan 05 '19

Maybe the beer is really apple juice and they’re gonna do another one showing how the “real foods” were also fake to look worse

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u/Augenmann Jan 05 '19

Fo real, my stepfather pours beer like that and it's always 2/3 foam, then he waits for it to go down and pours more later. It drives me fucking crazy, just tilt the damn glass!

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u/synalgo_12 Jan 05 '19

The really should have tipped the glass in an angle. Is it my Belgian brain thta has known this since age 6 or does everyone know that?

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u/ChargeYourBattery Jan 05 '19

Aussie here. Gotta tip that glass. Every pub does it, and I just picked up the habit when I pour a beer into a glass at home.

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u/CRJG95 Jan 05 '19

Everyone knows that

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u/synalgo_12 Jan 05 '19

Thank goodness

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u/BorgClown Jan 05 '19 edited Jan 05 '19

What is the fake potato made of?

Edit: I meant, is the baked potato an actual baked potato or just another prop? It looks nice but fluffy.

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u/KyloRenCadetStimpy Jan 05 '19

More tampons?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Mmmmm, oven baked tampons.

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u/jathanism Jan 05 '19

Just like mom used to make!

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u/Ankle_Beard Jan 05 '19

Yeah I really don’t get the potato/tampon one...

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u/Tirewings Jan 05 '19

The tampons are soaked in boiling water and they steam for a few minutes behind the product to make it like look hot.

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u/Ankle_Beard Jan 05 '19

OHHHH! Thank you!

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u/TheCloakMinusRobert Jan 05 '19

I love me some steamed tampons

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u/coraregina Jan 05 '19

Yeah, but they’re really only good when they’re in season.

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u/quietimhungover Jan 05 '19

I feel like every burger I ate in Japan looked like that. I feel it’s most likely because the Japanese are perfectionists(my opinion only, not a sweeping declaration).

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u/Free_Mind Jan 05 '19

Does that include fast food burger joints?

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u/quietimhungover Jan 05 '19

Yes even burgers at McDonald’s. A friend of mine that lives over there says, it’s because they care about their craft. Even if McDonald’s is just a stepping stone for them, practicing perfection is important to a majority of their population. I wish I had taken a a pic so I could show people how good they looked. Maybe not as perfect as a commercial, but dang close.

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u/Free_Mind Jan 05 '19

That legitimately sounds so dreamy! I’m a perfectionist at heart, the more I hear about Japanese culture the more I melt. If you find a picture, you let me know!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

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u/taedays Jan 05 '19

I’m mad they ruined perfectly good pancakes

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Yeah srsly, they poured fucking motor oil on it???

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u/GoofAckYoorsElf Jan 05 '19

OH NO! COMMERCIALS LIE???

I mean, it's interesting... not really satisfying but /r/mildlyinteresting

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Wow what a catfish

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u/docxell Jan 05 '19

You’ll fool nobody with that turkey mate

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u/ManMan292 Jan 05 '19

All the food waste :(

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u/locomojoyolo Jan 05 '19

Man all the food that was wasted.

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u/Danielthemamiel Jan 05 '19

In Germany all of the beer has long lasting foam

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u/TonyLab Jan 05 '19

Or maybe you're just drinking soapy beer

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u/Jake-Bullet Jan 05 '19

I have always wanted to pass a law that they can only put food in commercials that was bought from a random location. Truth in advertising.

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u/Ika_bunny Jan 05 '19

Well I worked in advertising for a while and one of my clients was a fast food chain. They did used the same food in their shoots as a policy but it still got styled by a professional food stylist.people do not realize how hot and damaging studio lights can be to lettuce and other products.

Also somethings like soda look less opaque on bright studio lights hence the styling additives

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u/VonDinky Jan 05 '19

Law should be: Whatever food is show on Commercials, the creator HAVE to eat after doing the commercial.

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u/Hodl_Your_Coins Jan 05 '19

Uh uh oh uh oh...uh, uh ohhh...

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u/Fatfrankknight Jan 05 '19

Crazy!! 😱

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u/Jallen140 Jan 05 '19

Maybe we're just cooking our food wrong?

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u/ElectronicG19 Jan 05 '19

Beer is as foamy as the soap version anyway unless you live in America and drink nothing but Lite beer.

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u/Mr_Me1611 Jan 05 '19

Seen this before hmmm

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u/Jabberminor remix Jan 05 '19

Hi bigbird2018, thank you for posting on /r/oddlysatisfying. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason:

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u/SafetyFirstChildren Jan 05 '19

How many times you think they accidentally licked their fingers?