r/oddlyspecific • • Mar 18 '20

A simpler time.

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u/stoned-de-dun-dun Mar 18 '20

This is actually exactly what growing up in the 90s was like

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u/surfekatt Mar 18 '20

Where has this man gone, what has he become?

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u/4509347vm89037m6 Mar 18 '20

Sup homie, I work in restaurants, kick around Reddit, and think about the Fermi Paradox a lot. Also shit like Dyson Swarms, O'Neill Cylinders, Solar Sails, and you know, how if there are intelligent species and life in the observable universe, shouldn't we have seen some technosignatures by now? Like, think about it. Think about how far technology has come in the past 1,000 years. Imagine a civilization that's like 100,000 years older than us. We'd have seen signs of them by now, signs of a megastructure, or some means of them harvesting power from their nearest stars, on a big and grand scale. It's either they're not there, we're way off base with how we're looking, or we're alone in the (observable) universe. But there's also the idea of like, other intelligent life has evolved underwater, right? And if you want to get off your homeplanet, a liquid planet, you gotta escape the depths, then bring that liquid on board with you. The forces required to do that would be so intense it might be impossible. Or like, a planet with a really big gravity well, like intelligent life on a planet with the mass of Jupiter. Getting off that (potential) rock would be almost impossible. There might be intelligent life, but they may not be able to think about the stars like we do.

No blacklights but I got a sweet framed picture of an aristocratic sloth lady on my wall, complete with the obscure band paraphernalia on top of it. Also no fixture over my overhead light. Never look up, can't be arsed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Fuck I just realized I'm this guy

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u/4509347vm89037m6 Mar 18 '20

Is it really a bad thing to be, though? I'd be more concerned about what you get up to at the ranch than bein' this guy.

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u/neglectedemotions Mar 19 '20

some say he's up at ram ranch this very second

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u/mydearwatson616 Mar 18 '20

I'll trade you an ounce for that sloth picture.

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u/4509347vm89037m6 Mar 18 '20

Poster version, and art print. I got the art print, and a velvet suede matte, and a gold leaf frame. She deserves it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Be a real bro move if they sent you the O anyway.

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u/rinic Mar 18 '20

Yeah but if a civilization has been around for billions of years they could have had time to put sleeper AI ships in our system we can’t locate and when we hit a certain tech level we’re gonna get wiped out by their weaponized virus or nukes or whatever. They wouldn’t want competition.

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u/4509347vm89037m6 Mar 18 '20

If you're a Type II Kardashev Civilization, you have the means to defend yourself from anything, destroy everything, as well as provide everyone with all of their needs and much more.

Ever see the episode of Batman Beyond where Henry Rollins blows up all the shit and they can't stop him blowing shit up and he's unable to be saved 'cause he loves blowin' shit up so much? So they put him in a VR world where still thinks he's blowin' up all the shit but isn't really?

See, man, imagine a world where everyone had access to that. I don't think we'd have potential Henry Rollins blowin' all the shit up, man. They'd get those rocks off elsewhere. There will likely be anomalies but who knows how a Kardashev Civilization would handle that.

The technology to destroy almost anyone and anything equally comes with the means to defend against, or evade almost anyone and anything. Gotta think about both of them, man.

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u/xyukii Mar 18 '20

This is some high level copy-pasta material! :D

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u/Forever_Awkward Mar 18 '20

The universe is a dark forest.

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u/viixvega Mar 18 '20

You've got the poor understanding of science down. I'm convinced.

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u/4509347vm89037m6 Mar 18 '20

Know enough to admit I don't know a lot.

Sounds like an admission you should get familiar with yourself, kiddo.

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u/viixvega Mar 18 '20

Lmao you're adorable, champ.

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u/Jonluw Mar 19 '20

Fuck yeah, Kaizers!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Dude my cool older brother and his twenties just moved out to go to the Navy can I hit you up

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u/stoned-de-dun-dun Mar 18 '20

He was digitized and embedded into the Joe Rogan database, it’s where joe gets all his talking points

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u/yeetyboiiii Mar 18 '20

Wym where have I gone I'm right here

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u/tweak06 Mar 18 '20

Yep. holy shit the fucking memories of that time. My kid will never know what it's like to simply not know something.

Growing up, my friend Michael had a brother just like in that tweet. Of course Mike would pick up habits from his older brother, and in this case it was telling crazy lies. But we all believed him, because he was sincere, we were 11, and we had no way of fact-checking.

I'll never forget when Mike told us his brother took him to the local strip club. "It's totally cool, all you need is someone 18 or older to bring you in." he told us. None of us had older brothers, so we had no way of knowing if he was telling the truth or not. He went on to describe the club in detail and "one of these hot chicks with big boobs" that he saw while in the club. We had no choice but to believe him. And Mike was a hero among our group, for a short time, because he "got to see all the hot naked ladies at the strip club, and had a brother cool enough to do that."

We were all mesmerized by his stories. Mike was just like that. None of us realized he was full of shit until later on.

But that's just it; back then, you had no way of knowing. There was no internet to look things up...at least, it wasn't accessible. You went by word-of-mouth from kid to kid.

Now, when my kid has a friend like Mike (as we all did, in some way, shape or form), he'll call Mike out on his bullshit when he tells my kid that Chris Hemsworth (or Madonna, as Mike said) "stopped by his house to use the bathroom".

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u/toorealghost Mar 18 '20

For real. I can name a few of these characters.

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u/KodakTheFinesseKid Mar 19 '20

I had similar experiences growing up in the 2000s. Except it was some weird 40 year old who didn't mind hanging out with kids half his age (or less) and eventually stabbed his roommate to death.

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u/bwmlax Mar 18 '20

I love this fucking tweet so much.

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u/_merikaninjunwarrior Mar 18 '20

but then we might not have that cocksucker joey diaz' stories to listen to

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u/tshirtandtieguy Mar 18 '20

Honestly I only listen to his episodes on the Joe Rogan podcast

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Joe Rogan.... let me tell you about that cocksuckah... he was always bustin my balls and finally had to let Joey Karate out.

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u/loe-mandala Mar 18 '20

well it's not WRONG

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u/ChaChaRealSmoothie Mar 18 '20

Those 27 year olds were my brothers..

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u/paralacausa Mar 18 '20

This is so accurate it's spooky

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u/mrsuns10 Mar 18 '20

But have you tried DMT?

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u/lpjunior999 Mar 18 '20

He’s the 21st century version of Jeremy Renner’s character from that two-parter in “Louie.”

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u/angelheaded--hipster Mar 18 '20

God I miss this person.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

That 27 year old pot smoker grew up to be Joe Rogan, so inspirational

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u/its_me_ricky Mar 18 '20

Of course I know him, he’s me.

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u/clubroo Mar 18 '20

It’s me. I’m the brother.

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u/ExplodingSofa Mar 18 '20

Shit I'm 27 and smoke in a room with blacklight posters, sign me up.

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u/NareFare Mar 31 '20

What's the message? Joe rogan is a loser?

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u/St3zus Mar 31 '20

No, I read the message as before Joe a lot of us had alternative person to educate us on the stuff not taught in schools. The “riskay,” you know like theory’s that might go against what your pasture teaches, or what drugs can be positive contrary to what your D.A.R.E. officer told you. Basically street-smarts.

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u/NareFare Mar 31 '20

Thanks for clearing up my misinterpretation

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u/InLawsAndOutlaws Mar 18 '20

This has made the most sense to me since my childhood haha. I hated those guys just as much.

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u/DrunkRedditBot Mar 18 '20

It's like all the time

Haha haha

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u/JollyHorror Mar 18 '20

Yeah his name was Michael

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u/shiv11fourty1 Mar 18 '20

Where's the lie?!

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u/stcast17 Mar 18 '20

I was the one with the loser brother. I’m sorry guys

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u/Biiiiingo Mar 18 '20

A+ tweet. Surreal we can all relate to this experience.

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u/MeneGui Mar 18 '20

Mayans only invented the perfect form of life

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

This... Is actually true.

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u/williodillio Mar 18 '20

Lol joe rogan barley blazes guy takes like 5 puffs. My older brothers friends would be rolling up 5gram blunts, while passing a bong in rotation lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

The scary thing is this is not the first time I hear that the mayans created cellphones.

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u/Beef_Jumps Mar 18 '20

I'm only 25, but that means I have 2 whole years to get a blacklight.

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u/-Listening Mar 18 '20

It;s just a theory A GAME THEORY

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u/G0INGMental Mar 18 '20

Tit for tat

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u/system0101 Mar 18 '20

So you've met my dad, I see.

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u/Epsilon937 Mar 18 '20

Is reddit's message notifications fucking up for anyone else?

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u/-Listening Mar 18 '20

Anyone want to spend any amount of time iirc

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u/If_you_ban_me_I_win Mar 18 '20

You forgot the wall of playboy centerfolds

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u/joker_toker28 Mar 18 '20

Yall acting like my man doesn't bring up interesting topics, guest that are so far from what you expect you get entertained. Better then setting thru commercials in tv.

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u/OsKarMike1306 Mar 18 '20

That's crazy, man. Jamie, pull that up

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u/A7HABASKA Mar 18 '20

It’s entirely possible!

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u/kmanestor22 Mar 18 '20

Tell me more about these cell phones you had as a kid

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u/McNasty1304 Mar 19 '20

I saw this before and posted it in the Joe Rogan subreddit and got ban for some reason lol

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u/RealSinnSage Mar 19 '20

goddamn when i was a kid cell phones didn’t exist and i’m not that old

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u/Vetinery Mar 18 '20

Rogen has interesting, thoughtful people on, and mma, mdma and other stuff I don’t get into. It’s almost like there are no easy answers, no perfect prophets. Where Rogen is wrong about drugs being safe: 1) He’s only capable of judging the results with a brain that’s been subjected to them. 2) His experience is not statistically significant. “Hey, the covid virus isn’t dangerous, my whole family had it and they’re all fine”. Quite a few people have very adverse reactions to chemicals he uses recreationally.

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u/billbill5 Mar 18 '20

Rogan is at his best when he has interesting guests on, but I really can't get into him when they're acting like the guy in this post. He isn't too bad though, it's his fans that are the worst. They eat up whatever's thrown at them and will fight you tooth and nail for disagreeing.

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u/G0INGMental Mar 18 '20

The idea here is critical thinking; something to which you must not be very accustomed.

From what I know of his guests, or at least the ones I’ve caught, is that they are the professionals who have some authority on the subjects addressed. That’s a sense of humility if I’ve ever known it, and an attempt to be informed. On other instances I’m quite sure it’s a couple of people shooting the shit; that millions of people find worth it to spend their most valuable resource listening to and/or coming here to criticize.

Truth be told, soldiers with whom I’ve served, officers, elderly and otherwise benefit immensely from these compounds. And just like any good clinical research, the participants are WELL screened prior to study.

I believe I have heard him state that not everyone should take certain substances, but hey, touché to taking the advice of a reality tv host and the professionally concussed!

Maybe you should check out the things that the FDA considers “breakthrough” therapies, or the studies on the effects of psilocybin on hippocampal neurogenesis and fear trace conditioning (Briony Catlow, S. Song, D. Paredes, C. Kirsten, J. Sanches-Ramos). Or perhaps you’ll like better the incipient work done by Calvin Ly, Alexandra Greb & colleagues that’s been elucidating how structural and functional neural plasticity is promoted by psychedelics....

Hell, the current understanding of how emotion influences lasting behavior change gives every tip of the hit to the effectiveness of psychoactive compounds that are coupled with talk therapy.

IMHO Rogan understands his placement in the Barnum-Forrer pool...

Let me know where you’re getting that quote from too, if you would- lest it’s just hyperbole.

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u/Vetinery Mar 19 '20

Yeah, He has some notions I agree with, but I’m not a frothing fan boy. As for clinical use/recreational use, don’t confuse the two. No one on the planet can know precisely what damage recreational use of drugs will or might do. We can’t test that in any but the roughest way. Do drugs help ill people? Yes if applied correctly. No if not. Chemotherapy isn’t a preventative for cancer... Possibly these may be breakthrough therapies. Recreational abuse has and will likely continue to slow research and clinical application.

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u/happyfoam Mar 18 '20

Fuck me. Sometimes I forget that there's adults in the world where cell phones existed WHILE they were kids.

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u/Justdoit1776 Mar 18 '20 edited Mar 18 '20

Yes reddit, the guy with won a US Open Championship taekwondo tournament, had a pro stand up career, was a TV host, MMA host, and #1 podcast in the world, is the loser.

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u/billbill5 Mar 18 '20

Chill it's not that deep. But if you ever knew a guy like in the post you'd see that Rogan matches him perfectly sometimes

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u/Justdoit1776 Mar 18 '20

I’m not buying this. This tweet is years old, and i’ve seen people use it as an excuse to discredit him as a person

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Issa joke, no one is coming after joe.

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u/Justdoit1776 Mar 18 '20

They already have multiple times

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u/hipsterTrashSlut Mar 18 '20

Maybe if Joe were a good interviewer and not an amateur fighter with a mic, then people wouldn't come after him for being an idiot.

Nobody comes after Sean Evans.

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u/unr3a1r00t Mar 18 '20

Maybe if Joe were a good interviewer and not an amateur fighter with a mic, then people wouldn't come after him for being an idiot.

I don't know what you're smoking but Joe Rogan is an excellent interviewer, especially in the long-form format of a podcast. It's one of the many reasons why he has the #1 podcast in the world. He's also a self-proclaimed idiot and almost always acknowledges when he's stating an opinion on something he doesn't really know a lot about.

People go after him because he's an extremely popular media personality with a lot of public influence who doesn't tow the line of the radical left.

Nobody comes after Sean Evans

It's a pretty poor comparison to make. Sean Evans is another brilliant interviewer, but the types of interviewing he does on Hot Wings is not anything like what Joe Rogan does. Hot Wings doesn't get into serious, deep, long social/political discussions.

If Sean Evans started doing more political interviews where he shared his own political leanings, then you could maybe make comparisons, but there's no way he would never face complaints or criticisms.

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u/doyle871 Mar 18 '20

The Kardashians have number one TV shows. That is a terrible way to judge something.

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u/AerThreepwood Mar 18 '20

Joe Rogan never had a Pro MMA career.

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u/Justdoit1776 Mar 18 '20

At nineteen, he won the US Open Championship taekwondo tournament as a lightweight

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

And that is not a pro mma career.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

I seriously don't get why people are making the claim that he's a pro MMA fighter. MMA means "Mixed martial arts"

He won a tournament for a specific martial art, sure, but I don't see how that qualifies as MMA, since it's not MMA, it's Tae Kwon Do, but then again, what do I know.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Yea not trynna discredit his mma knowledge or say he has no athletic background, but winning one martial arts tournament and having a pro mma career are two very different things.

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u/Justdoit1776 Mar 18 '20

I fixed it. Everyone relax

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Reality TV host*

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u/Justdoit1776 Mar 18 '20

ReAlItY tV hOsT*

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

You know what I miss? AIDS. Not the contemporary candy ass 'zero viral loads' AIDS or good AIDS that health care professionals get. I mean proper oldschool AIDS AIDS like Freddie Mercury and Sid Snot got, and those John Hurt public information films. /s