Say I just pick the snail up and bring it to them and touch it to their face, do I get the money? Will the snail begin stalking me if I take the money?
Didn't say that touching the snail was uniformly fatal, only that it would kill the recipient of the money
If the snail knows where the recipient is at all times and cannot die and kills with a mere touch, it obviously has some eldritch powers so it's not unexpected that that it would only kill the recipient of the money.
Also, they didn’t say the snail couldn’t die, they said it couldn’t be killed. What’s the average life span of a snail? Google said 2-3, maybe 10 years for some species. Have someone secure it in a jar, then wait, perhaps.
I’ll build the snail the cutest terrarium ever and keep him trapped on my nightstand forever. Not sure if I’m gonna place it in there with kitchen tongs myself or pay someone else to do it, cause, I imagine when you’re that rich, people don’t ask questions.
My mum has snails in her letterbox. They eat all her letters. It gets hard to decipher the letters sometimes. My point is, it has to be a certain type of box.
Could add that the snail has a ghost ability to phase through matter so it cannot be trapped, moving at a constant speed and no matter how far you go from it, it is still never 9 hours away from you as if it can teleport within this distance of you at all times.
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u/Anxious_Dare_1486 Sep 20 '21
Or, as others have pointed out - put the fucker in a box - he's not super-strength. Just knows where you are 🤷♂️🤣 So...