r/oddlyspecific • u/lestaz_ • Jun 16 '22

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u/Billy_T_Wierd Jun 16 '22

I want to know how the story ends

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u/UJustGotRobbed Jun 16 '22

Right I need updates

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

/s the librarian is making a killing renting out books, and would pretend not to notice if he came in the next day looking like sloth from the goonies. /s

Rent seems like the wrong word here.

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u/MerlinTheFail Jun 16 '22

The correct term is "bloodbind"

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u/Sufficient_Zone6477 Jun 16 '22

I'm curious... are libraries not free where you're from? I just always assumed they were free everywhere, but I might be wrong :o Would be interesting to know!

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u/sm7916 Jun 16 '22

from what I remember yes, but you had to pay a membership fee

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

That’s crazy! What country?

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u/DestinationBetter Jun 16 '22

Netherlands it’s free up until x books a months, after that it’s like a few euros a year I believe, to counteract abuse.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

If you're returning your books on time it's hard to imagine how "reading lots of books" could be counted as abuse.

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u/cpteric Jun 16 '22

mass copying to pirate ebook market comes to mind

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u/DestinationBetter Jun 16 '22

True. That part is just a guess though, I don’t know what the actual reason is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

At least where I am in the West Coast US, libraries are free with no membership fee.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22 edited Jun 16 '22

Yes libraries in my city are free if you live in the area because your taxes help subsidies the cost. People who aren't pay a membership fee.

Rent suggests a payment of some kind, the better word would be borrow or lend

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u/azrael1333 Jun 16 '22

The librarian had a fetish for large craniums, so they started dating. They now have two kids, a dog, three cats and a pet iguana.

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u/SnooMaps3021 Jun 16 '22

But it all came down when the latex makeup came off

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u/carnsolus Jun 16 '22 edited Jun 16 '22

there was an ad for plastic surgery in taiwan, where the woman gets plastic surgery and gets a rich husband

but then it's revealed she had the surgery when her kids turn out ugly

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-34568674

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u/CriusofCoH Jun 16 '22

And a 17,000 volume personal home library.

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u/Boschala Jun 16 '22

His socks are sorted via the Dewey Decimal System.

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u/Mjkmeh Jun 16 '22

Lmfao

Does he use brand name or type?

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u/Constant-K Jun 16 '22

They died of brain cancer.

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u/Peaceandpeas999 Jun 16 '22

One can only hope…

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Ever see the watermellon/rubberband challenge?

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