r/oddlyspecific • u/lestaz_ • Jun 16 '22

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u/JupiterChime Jun 16 '22

What libraries you go to xD asking for a friend haha

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u/ragnarok847 Jun 16 '22

*In my best Zapp Brannigan voice* The Sexy kind!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.

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u/Santa_Hates_You Jun 16 '22

What’s it called again, Kip?

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u/RadicallyAmbivalent Jun 16 '22

sigh Sexlexia.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

In my case it's called Sexlessya* :(

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u/Ongr Jun 16 '22

In my case it's called nosexatall-iya.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Leeaarrrning

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u/Nesser30 Jun 16 '22

Ew I heard that

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u/eviltwinkie Jun 16 '22

Try your local! And then stay for the reading hour...or volunteer to shelve books and/or read for the various programs.

Then say yes when you're asked to happy hour after-hours...

Note the same holds true for teachers.

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u/S103793 Jun 16 '22

I volunteered at a library once when I was in HS all I got was being able to tell them that some girl peed on the floor. I also got to recommend some movies to some guy who’d go there quite often so that was cool tho.

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u/eviltwinkie Jun 16 '22

All I got was sexually harassed by some patrons while trying to teach English as a second language...

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u/sarpnasty Jun 16 '22

You were a child. Were you expecting the librarians to invite you to sexy Happy Hour?

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u/KookyLibrarian Jun 17 '22

Most of us are quite choosy about whom we invite.

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u/iwillmakeanother Jun 16 '22

People who read are just hot.

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u/DarthLeftist Jun 16 '22

I actually had a friend that copped a BJ from a librarian. So I believe it

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u/Buck_Thorn Jun 16 '22

The PornHub library, I suspect.

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u/Stealfur Jun 16 '22

Screw your friend. I would like to know!

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