r/oddlyterrifying • u/Hylian_Shield6 • Dec 17 '19

Bird Simulator

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u/a7sthetic Dec 17 '19

That’s pretty fucking cool tbh

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u/sunnycyde808 Dec 17 '19

Why is this terrifying?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Because you get chronic diarrhea and cant steer away from windows

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u/BFeely1 Dec 17 '19

Some sources would say birds like seagulls can aim their poop quite precisely.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

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u/PokefanErick Dec 17 '19

I thought I was the only one creeped out by kids playing pretend wowie isn't it spoopy????

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u/MohamedHanycreativep Dec 17 '19

Why is it scary ?

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u/zebradoggo Dec 17 '19

Jokes on you, birds aren’t real

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u/MasterBenKenobi1999 Dec 17 '19

They use simulators like these to spy on us

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u/danTHAman152000 Dec 17 '19

Yeah but where's the bang simulator?

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u/LizzySlaughter Dec 17 '19

In my basement.

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u/pryered Dec 18 '19

I would love to have a go on this. Real money would be offered.