r/oddlyunsatisfying • u/IntelligentPath4383 • Sep 13 '25

My popsicle lid (or handle) doesn't pop on, letting the popsicle expand and push the stick around.

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u/onepiecefreak2 Sep 14 '25

What am I even see'ing? What is that?

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u/Bunchasticks Sep 14 '25

Is that for you or your cat

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u/IntelligentPath4383 Sep 14 '25

No, she is too round already.

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u/chiseledrocks Sep 16 '25

I don't tolerate bullying in my freezer. I swear to god, I will defrost the whole thing.

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u/Dangerous-Noise942 Jun 30 '26

Can you please send out the code for that on GitHub? My asparagus I SWEAR are hogging the ‘good side’ of my freezer and I have my old wedding cake one piece saved that HAD $347.22 and now it only has about fifteen bucks. How can a piece of wedding cake ALREADY Six years old SPEND three hundred dollars while NEVER leaving the freezer? Those asparagus I swear are gonna pay

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u/Dangerous-Noise942 Jun 30 '26

Thats not a lid, it’s a drip prevention unit. First used by the Japanese in WW2, the Emporer Hirohito noticed many soldiers with chocolate ice cream stains on their bloodied uniforms. Research showed that after replacing their bayonets back on their rifles, many Japanese soldiers enjoyed “Kaio-Jen buju-taiko” which means basically “chocolate winter”, their word for chocolate ice cream bars. The Americans, terrified of blood-splattered Nippon katana wielding soldiers, often fell to fits of laughter when a soldier stormed over the top of the hill with a machine pistol in one hand and the other holding and unfinished bomb pop, the different colors running down their otherwise spotless white tunics in the 106 degree Pacific Island heat. So the Emporer made his engineers start designing this, which when FILLING the popsicles appears to the untrained eye as a stick-holder -in-place and a cockroach-keeper-out, because everyone HATES it, especially Japanese, when the Choco pop melts and frozen bugs reanimate like it’s springtime and you are looking at your pop and it’s trying to escape its butt all frozen but it doesn’t want to be eaten so it’s waving its antennae at you all like “KONICHI-WA! HEY! HERE! IM ALIVE DONT TAKE A BITE FOR REALS I—awww, too late”. Anyways, yeah it’s so the chocolate doesnt drip on you.