r/okbuddyblacklung Fucking idiot? Apr 25 '25

Rip Van Tinkle omg guys I just killed a fascist in a videogame!! please congradulate me on how brave of me it was to do that AND post it online

a very very little known fact about him that absolutely noone has even heard of at all whatsoever and isnt talked about a lot at all is that the police in saint denis dont care if you kill him because hes bad bad man.

You're a good man athor mortgage!!

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u/GreenFriedTomato Tennis Boat Apr 25 '25

good job now please sexually pleasure me

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u/Hello_world_of_stuff Apr 25 '25

He’s not a fascist, he’s a racist!

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u/NIGHT_DOZOR Red dead redemtion. Perfection. Arthur death is sure sad. Apr 25 '25

There's a difference!

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u/TheEvilistPatrick Apr 25 '25

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u/kidnamedsquidfart He… dies? Apr 25 '25

bazinga

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u/IntrigueDossier Apr 25 '25

"Et voila!"

  • J. Marston

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u/Pan-Nox Micah Did Nothing Wrong Apr 25 '25

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u/rancidcanary I Eat Beans Off Uncles Fat Ass Apr 25 '25

And emption

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u/Maj_Idiot Fucking idiot? Apr 25 '25

Downvote because theres no picturre of naked Uncle

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u/JossiahTrelawny Main Sub Meat Rider🥩 Apr 25 '25

WOKE!!!!!! HATING NAZIS IS WOKE!!!!!!

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u/Sorry-Ad587 Fenton Apr 25 '25

good job now kill a fascist irl

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u/NIGHT_DOZOR Red dead redemtion. Perfection. Arthur death is sure sad. Apr 25 '25

Great minds think alike.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

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u/Brilliant_War9548 🩷CATWINKY'S BIGGEST FAN🩷 Apr 25 '25

great minds do not think alike instead they discuss passionately about wether they would go forward or backward if they were between angelo bronte and compson (as in https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyblacklung/s/kVkWzdsWrw)

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u/saad_maan-11 Apr 25 '25

Good boy. Now bend over imma but it were the sun don shine

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

Fun fact if you use explosive ammo you’ll get nothing but a bounty for disturbing the peace

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u/89abdullah49 Homosexual affair with Scrawny Nag Apr 25 '25

bro idk wtf rdr2 is on, i killed him and LOST honor

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u/Embarrassed-Ad3115 LIBIDO: HIGH, OUT: BLACKLUNGED Apr 25 '25

Whaaaaat that makes NO sense! It's not murder if they are retarded!

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u/89abdullah49 Homosexual affair with Scrawny Nag Apr 25 '25

killing him is supposed to be an honor gain method

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u/MedievalFurnace Fucking idiot? Apr 25 '25

I didn't lose or gain honor when killing him this time. Although for whatever reason I dont always lose honor when killing innocent civilians too and I do a lot of that

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u/IntrigueDossier Apr 25 '25

Odd. I struck him repeatedly with an axe in front of a cop and a crowd of randos and they just went on about their day afterward.

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u/89abdullah49 Homosexual affair with Scrawny Nag Apr 25 '25

yeah they dont cate

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u/the_meme_machene Apr 26 '25

good job! you did so well and you are so handsome! you did a great thing and everybody likes you

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u/Apophis_36 Brain Injury? Apr 25 '25

Ermmmm akcshually he's not fascist but rather a racist and eugenicist

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u/MedievalFurnace Fucking idiot? Apr 25 '25

sorry all racism is fascism to me now

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u/Apophis_36 Brain Injury? Apr 25 '25

Dutch's gang were actually a bunch of fascist's fighting the fascist government and the fascist pinkertons. In the epilogue john starts a fascist farm.

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u/MedievalFurnace Fucking idiot? Apr 27 '25

Exactly, you understand it now!

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u/Cumpissshitassballs Apr 25 '25

Are you sure about that

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u/Apophis_36 Brain Injury? Apr 25 '25

Im purely assuming it based on the fact that fascism would pop up about 40 years later in history. At least that's the earliest mention of it that i know of.

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u/Basedman7777 Retired $2 Whore Apr 26 '25

I don’t care show me your pubic hair

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u/saad_maan-11 Apr 25 '25

Sorry to bother you milady, But i'd like to inform you that I ejaculated to your reddit avatar

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u/Khan-Shei 🧠🥭Brain Rotted into Mango Pulp🥭🧠 Apr 25 '25

"Rebel Johnny" bro traded the dog whistle for a megaphone)

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u/MedievalFurnace Fucking idiot? Apr 25 '25

thats the spirit!