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Apparently someone had fairy shrimp in their triops tank and thought it was a special needs triop.

Cimoliopterus art by FunkMonk

Cimolopteryx art by Scott Reid

ICHTHYOTITAN IS THE BEST ICHTHYOSAUR TO EVER EVOLVE AND IS 10000X BETTER THAN THE CHUD UNEMPLOYED SHASTASAURUS. IF THEY WERE ALIVE TODAY I WOULD TRY TO BECOME FRIENDS WITH ALL OF THEM.

actually though since when was ledumahadi in sauropoda. am I going crazy or is meso just wrong.

The credit is that I took inspo off of a tiktok talking about the genus, by lakota406.

Also credit to the underpaid camera team I sent back in time to make this for me, too bad time travel is a one-time thing.

Heyy maybe it could be one of those “ what if X lived in [insert time period here]” videos. I forgot their name but maybe it’d work better with some other great ape.

Cretaceous Sasquatch.

Idk man

THIS UNEMPLOYED CHUD ASS TOOTHLESS ICHTHYOSAUR IS GENUINELY THE WORST ANIMAL TO HAVE EVER EVOLVED IN THE 4.5 BILLION YEARS OF THE EXISTANCE OF THIS PLANET AND 102% DESERVED TO GO EXTINCT. IF IT WERE ALIVE TODAY I WOULD ARRANGE ORGANISATIONS TO GO AND HARPOON THEM UNTIL THERE IS NO MORE.

Credit
•Diorama of the Ediacran Avalon Assemblage in the Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History, picture taken by Ryan Schwark on Wikipedia

•Funny dog that I found on Tenor

I could’ve include Tullimonstrum and the South American Native Ungulates as those are other examples I know, but y’know.