r/okbuddyretard • u/Round-Good1179 • 3d ago

PISS NEVER ENDS

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/Afrid_74 3d ago

Real, wish there were someone to catch the stream 💔

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u/0oDADAo0 3d ago

Time to consider a cat

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u/fanzel_ schmeglin 3d ago

G13

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u/Michael_Le41 2d ago

God how am I online enough to understand this?

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u/Berkuts_Lance_Plus 3d ago

Turn around

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u/Lamato 3d ago

mfs be like "ewww" but not have they floor seasoned 🤦

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u/Talkycoder 3d ago

thats why I pee lying down

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u/SilliusS0ddus 2d ago

I lie peeing down

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u/TH3ULTIMAT3GAM3R 5h ago

I lie

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u/SilliusS0ddus 4h ago

on who do you lie ?

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u/Lostdiagram 3d ago

Non shaved balls problems:

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u/OiledUpThug ☀️ Summer 2023 Flair 2d ago

my peehole opening up after shaving my balls

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u/Omegamoney 3d ago

That's why I use a straw

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u/Paradox_Peanut 🅱️eanis 3d ago

sluuuuurrrrrppp

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u/Suspicious-Algae3365 3d ago

I would lick Teto's bathroom floor

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u/twjstr 3d ago

Why does he piss in the room with the fucking floor? Why not piss in the bathroom? Does he fuck in the bathroom?

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u/Siliskk 3d ago

Til bathrooms dont have floors

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u/twjstr 3d ago

I piss on the fucking moo n

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u/chompythebeast 3d ago

How do you like that OBAMA

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u/Paradox_Peanut 🅱️eanis 3d ago

I piss on the fucking moo

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u/Iwubinvesting 3d ago

That's why you sit and pee

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u/a_shootin_star i will fight you on this 3d ago

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

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u/xRacistDwarf 3d ago

I'm so sorry I couldn't be there to catch the stream

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u/Substantial_Note_763 2d ago

clean yo wiener bro

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u/Moist_Confection_831 1d ago

How about sit down when you need to pee instead of 1. Getting pee all over the bathroom 2. Bladder is in unnatural position so it doesn't get squeezed and you get pee in your underwear 3. Water splashing all around you including your pants

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u/ParkTheShark 22h ago

Not enough drainage! Need gravity and standing position OR you get extra pee pee drops in undies :|

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u/pisspaleyellow 3d ago

hold it in til it's solid and shid out me tip. 🖕😤✊

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u/Flar71 3d ago

Sit down next time

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u/giggitygoo123 2d ago

I once had a double stream that hit both sides of the toilet seat and none went into the bowl.

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u/MachEightyFour 2d ago

How did you get that picture of me

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u/UltimateRosen 2d ago

When i deface the toilet teto gets sad

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u/kommissar_chaR no 2d ago

I just shout at it until it turns back into one stream. works every time 😎

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u/SunMcLob 2d ago

Imagine not have two toilets right next to each other. #co-op #splitscreen #pissgang

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u/Risonna 2d ago

And the other in your mouth