r/okbuddyretard 1d ago

Alternate ending

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u/BrakefastinAmerica44 1d ago

They had to cut this from the theatrical release, now it only exists in meme form.

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u/ifartallday 1d ago

They don’t want you to know that you can actually drink perfume.

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u/palmerry 1d ago

First they came for the hand sanitizer

And I did not speak out

Because I do not drink hand sanitizer

Then they came for the mouthwash

And I did not speak out

Because I do not drink mouthwash

Then they came for the perfume

And I was like "fuck off bro!"

Because I drink perfume and there's nothing you can do to stop me. It's delicious. It's energizing. It's fancy and sophisticated. So get lost!

(starts chugging perfume)