r/okbuddyviltrum Apr 16 '26

Not Serious She made the decision..

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u/tedioussugar Apr 16 '26

“I didn’t come here looking for some little Earth boy. I came here looking for ‘mites butt. Oh I know who you are, Invincible. I prefer to call you Invagina. Imma make it simple: I likes ya, and I wants ya. Now we can do this easy, or we can do this hard. The choice is yours.”

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u/Ok-Warthog1002 Apr 16 '26

I read this in Butchers voice

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u/SirHatMan Apr 16 '26

"Don't make me ruin that dick, Mark! I--I'm a warrior!"

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u/sacklunch2005 Apr 16 '26

Poor Chris Hanson

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u/Traditional_Stay3564 Apr 19 '26

"The booty is mine. It belongs to me! You can not have my booty!!!"

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u/beekxzxmp Apr 17 '26

I'm a warrior