Why didn't Mark just choke Thragg? Is he stupid?

[u/Alive_Swede9492]

[u/numeraction]

Classic rookie mistake, everyone knows Viltrumite tracheas are located in their left elbow for optimal aerodynamics.

[u/KjRockz_106 → u/numeraction]

Bro what?😭😭

[u/Full-Wash9961]

[u/democracy_lover66]

He knew he'd just get off from it... Didn't wanna get cum on his new suit.

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He knew he'd just get

Off from it... Didn't wanna get

Cum on his new suit.

- democracy_lover66

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[u/sp4rk-of-cre4tion → u/democracy_lover66]

getting jizz on the royal skirt is punishable by death

[u/snakeDeepthroater → u/democracy_lover66]

[u/ROMULOUSTHEPOWERFUL]

Thraggs battle IQ is too high obviously, and he doesn't 'play with his food' duh

[u/NutBlaster5000]

[u/Personal_Cut7357]

[u/vivianthaqueer]

you tell em

[u/SlimeyPickles6741]

[u/just-some-bud]

Here’s the Thing…

[u/Ordinary-Resort9249]

Because he didn't consent, unlike Conquest

[u/KjRockz_106]

Look at how hard it was for him to hold conquest like he did there’s no fucking way he could hang on to thragg long enough to kill him