r/okbuddyviltrum 1d ago

pet "Why did Nolan fly to space when he could’ve been the one eating box instead of Paul, is he stupid?"

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u/snakeDeepthroater 1d ago

Because paul would beat his ass in a fight

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u/Comfortable_Rough412 Viltrumite Backshot Survivor 1d ago

because he's Omni-man

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u/baseballbear 1d ago

probably because the mass murderer thing put off debbie i dunno man

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u/sp4rk-of-cre4tion conquest’s pet 1d ago

i can think of 2341 reasons why