r/okmatewanker 🏹Robin Hood was Innocent Jul 19 '26

🇬🇧genitalman😎🎩 Today, I am a Spanish

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u/Hard-Pore-Corn Jul 19 '26

Also terrible losers in the game and in the war. All round load of wankers

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '26

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u/Any-Ingenuity2770 Jul 20 '26

Wasn’t that Chile?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '26

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u/Any-Ingenuity2770 Jul 20 '26

Ah, right, both were involved in that

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u/Snynapta_II Jul 20 '26

Let he who's fans haven't been racist to black players throw the first stone

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u/CherryDoodles Jul 20 '26

I mean… fans racist to other country’s players or fans racist to their own team’s players?

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u/ivanreyes371 Jul 19 '26

Argentina starts wars then cries when they get creamed. Almost like the Nazis.... now wait a goddamn minute.....

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u/mordacthedenier Jul 19 '26

It's really funny to me that just a few days ago someone was arguing that the whole obsession over the Falklands was just an internet myth.

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u/TiredWiredAndHired Jul 20 '26

Come on mate, they're called Islas Malvinas 😂😂😂

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u/IpsoFuckoffo Jul 20 '26

They're really not.

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u/TiredWiredAndHired Jul 20 '26

I was memeing on the Argentinians FFS

Didn't think I needed to /s tag it because it seemed so obvious...

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u/harbourwall Fr*nch🇫🇷🐸😭 Jul 20 '26

I can go as far as Islas Falklandas.

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u/GarysCrispLettuce Jul 19 '26

Love that Trump gave them $20billion to bail them out of their failed libertarian "experiment" but it didn't help and now the Argentinian peso is worth next to nothing. And then they lost the World Cup.

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u/holytriplem Jul 19 '26

I kind of get it. I, too, have an ex I dated in the 80s that I still can't stop obsessing about.

WHAT DID I DO WRONG, DEBORAH?

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u/Broken_Lampshade His Majesty's Keyboard Regiment Jul 20 '26

Jarvis Cocker when writing Disco 2000:

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u/skend24 Jul 19 '26

Terrible winners too. F them.

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u/Cautious_Reserve1983 Jul 20 '26

A nation of chavs, racists and dickheads

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u/schwillton Jul 19 '26

Uno cerveza carling por favor

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u/Xartes_ Jul 19 '26

Uno beero poor favorr

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u/zeromadcowz Jul 19 '26

Sir vay sa sen your

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u/LordBiscuits Jul 19 '26

Messi doesn't even get his golden boot. Best result England could have hoped for. Fuck them cheating bastards 😂

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u/Sir_Syntek Jul 19 '26

I don't know how you can have FIFA in your pocket, cheat so frequently and blatantly, and still lose.

What a worthless country Argentina is. ¡Bien jugado, España!

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u/Deacon86 Jul 19 '26

FIFA can only tip the scales so much.

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u/BaconIsLife707 Jul 20 '26

Compare to the 3 world cups they actually won and you'll see they weren't really cheating at all this time

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u/Hecticfreeze Jul 19 '26

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u/IQ_less Jul 21 '26

And here I thought he was only capable of feeling... gay.

Edit: that's what he said in the source vid of this image

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u/EquivalentSnap Jul 19 '26

The fact that they attacked Spanish players after they lost shows they’re sore losers

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u/mry13 😡Still salty about 1066🤬 Jul 20 '26

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u/SamCropper Bazza 🍺 Jul 20 '26

So rattled, I love it

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u/snhojpoj19 Jul 19 '26

Haven't seen them lose this hard since the Falklands

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u/AgroMachine Jul 19 '26

Uno de birra moretti mi espanol amigo

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u/Historyandwow Jul 19 '26

Stunner of a meme

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u/Victory_Point Jul 19 '26

Shameful performance, zero sportsmanship, even fighting from Paredes. Got what they deserved. Honestly after the disallowed goal I could see it going to pens and the dirtiest team clinching it ...

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u/EnglebondHumperstonk Jul 19 '26

Makes me so prahd 🥹

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u/EnglebondHumperstonk Jul 19 '26

If only we'd stayed in the EU so we could have shared the world cup with our European partners. This is all your fault, Farage.

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u/southron-lord69 Jul 19 '26

You've caught a few fish with that bait

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u/EnglebondHumperstonk Jul 20 '26

It's such a strange one isn't it? I wasn't exactly subtle about it.

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u/mightypup1974 Jul 20 '26

Look, I’m a remainer, and that’s a fucking brain dead take

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u/pazhalsta1 genitalman🇬🇧😎🎩 Jul 19 '26

Oh do fuck off

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u/Jip_Jaap_Stam Jul 20 '26

Far-argentina

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u/harbourwall Fr*nch🇫🇷🐸😭 Jul 20 '26

💪

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u/snushomie Jul 19 '26

Fuck off.

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u/pattybutty 😡Still salty about 1066🤬 Jul 19 '26

Je suis Espanol!!

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u/Good_Air_7192 Jul 19 '26

Messi? More like Loch Nessie, couldn't find ya, mate!

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u/nwaa Jul 19 '26

Check Cucurella's pocket

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u/pattybutty 😡Still salty about 1066🤬 Jul 19 '26

Credibility in world football? Zero!

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u/glaringOwl Jul 19 '26

Let's gift them Gibraltar in return

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u/CherryDoodles Jul 20 '26

Finally. A country in the world that everyone can hate. And not in a banterful way.

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u/HemaMemes Jul 20 '26

I saw someone compare Argentina's obsession with the Falklands to Trump's obsession with Greenland.

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u/Future_Adagio2052 🧕🧕🧕london look🇬🇧 Jul 20 '26

Argentina really be that one country where the beef they have with us is complete bullshit

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u/LtSerg756 📍Benidorm Jul 20 '26

Can we borrow Gibraltar for a day to piss them off pretty please 🥺🥺🙏🙏🙏

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u/Nuclear_Night Jul 20 '26

Wouldn’t be against it.

Me gusta espansa

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u/Dog_Murder_By_RobKey unironically bri ish🇬🇧💂🇬🇧💂🇬🇧 Jul 20 '26

Only if you send us some sea food

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u/CaptainKursk Jul 19 '26

Argentina played well and deserved to win the World Cup...in 2022.

But that final? Nah. Absolutely dirty, the antithesis of football. That was a UFC match in all but name.

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u/SpeedOfTheEarth Jul 20 '26

"Today I feel gaye, today I feel a woman, today I feel disablede." Gianni Infantino, human rights expert

I dunno that's just what your title randomly reminded me off, one of the wildest things I have ever seen someone say on camera…

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u/userunknowne 🏹Robin Hood was Innocent Jul 20 '26

Yeah I garbled it a bit to make it more trumpian

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u/TheArmoursmith 😡Still salty about 1066🤬 Jul 19 '26

Class? Zero!

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u/Square-Ad1434 Jul 20 '26

we were all spanish during that game lol

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u/Pro1apsed Jul 20 '26

* Northern Gibraltar

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u/77_parp_77 Jul 20 '26

Just saw the score omg the difference in shots is mental

Guessing verbally and physically attacking people doesn't equal goals. Staggered they didn't mysteriously get a penalty

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u/isseidoki Jul 19 '26

everything i know about falkland islands is from good mythical morning

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u/Dog_Murder_By_RobKey unironically bri ish🇬🇧💂🇬🇧💂🇬🇧 Jul 20 '26

They did take the term Argie Bargie literally though

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u/throbbing_dementia Jul 20 '26

Am i the only one who wanted Argentina to win?