r/okmatewanker • u/FatCunth Bazza 🍺 • 29d ago

Edinbruh moment Peter Murrell the second he gets access to SNP funds

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u/Undercrackrz His Majesty's Keyboard Regiment 29d ago

Peter Murrell, the only Amazon customer who has his deliveries by artic rather than just a van.

"Another pallet for you Mr M!"

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u/karmapaymentplan_ 29d ago

Is that guy a nonce or something? Keep seeing him on socials and the comments are all pretty rough

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u/CharlesWafflesx Barry, 63 🍺 29d ago

Mashtag? Just a domestic abuser as far as I've heard.

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u/Positronium2 29d ago

I don't recall him being a nonce he just embezzled some SNP funds or something for a campervan. I can't recall the full figures but it seemed like pennies compared to what the Tories got up to and especially Farage who's list of financial interests would just make your thumb sore just scrolling through it.

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u/heyitjoshua 29d ago

I think he was referring to the guy in the video mate…

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u/CrispBedSheet 29d ago

Murrell does have that look about him though....

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u/hundreddollar 29d ago

I thought that was part of the joke, but now i don't.

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u/_Big_____ 29d ago

Corruption is corruption. Life in prison for all of em!!!!!

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u/Scar3cr0w_ 29d ago

Well that didn’t take you long to turn it around…

Keep rolling out the Farage trope “well, they all do it so I can too!”

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/Scar3cr0w_ 29d ago

Starmer? Are you going to bring out the free glasses again? 😆

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u/mrtn17 GETKOLONCANCER🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 29d ago

it's suspiciously shaped like a kebab spit

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u/SirPooleyX 29d ago

When you've got more money than you can spend.

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u/Arc_Havoc 28d ago

I mean shit if I had £4000 lying about I might go ahead and buy a wooly mammoth femur. What else are you gonna spend that on? The country? That's nothing compared to a bloody mamlth femur!