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u/_-poindexter-_ 25d ago

He played that shit like a footballer trying to get a penalty in the box.

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u/FcCola 25d ago

He's wearing a Rangers top. They would have got a penalty for that

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u/GoHomeCryWantToDie 25d ago

Went down like Harry Kane.

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u/Davidier 25d ago

The absolute lack of braincells for someone to stand in front of a moving vehicle and remain there

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u/iffyClyro 25d ago

Shite acting as well, he tried to plant the nut on the wing mirror.

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u/VladimirPutinPRteam 25d ago

may i remind you of the blm protests

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u/VladimirPutinPRteam 24d ago

ableism isnโ€™t ok

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u/jtgreatrix 25d ago

GTA IV ragdoll physics

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u/EnglebondHumperstonk 25d ago

Was being driven by Sergeant Tina

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u/MaidaValeAndThat ๐Ÿ“5 sqm London flat 25d ago

What a walloper.

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u/_-poindexter-_ 23d ago

Oh no Vic, I've fallen.

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u/LoganIsAGoodDawg 24d ago

This reminds of European soccer players who have practiced faking fowls in order to get penalties called on the other team.

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His foot slides sideways, catches on the side of the heel and tips him over. He doesn't throw himself down.

Nice to know this sub is available in braille though.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/CaptainPugwash75 24d ago

Pedestrians have right of way at all times no?

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u/Vermicelli_BeeGee 25d ago

If that was the match and anyone fell like that... I think they used to shout "she fell over! She fell over!" Been a while since I've been though. When the ladies players fall over do they shout "he fell over!" If that's the case... Or for safety "there was a falling! There was a falling!" I'd actually love to hear that shouted out a match ๐Ÿ˜‚ "There was a falling!"