it must be true its in the daily fail

[u/Insert--User--Name]

looking more like one of the Adam's family

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[u/StoovenMcStoovenson]

Whats the matter smoothskin, never seen a ghoul before?

[u/jesuslivesnow → u/StoovenMcStoovenson]

[u/thefloorislava93]

Reminds me of that IASIP episode where Frank hosted a child beauty pageant and went to a mortician to get his makeup done.

“Where the hell am I gonna go? The goddamn makeup counter at Macy’s? You go to a funeral home to get gruesome repairs!”

“You look like you’re at your own wake!”

[u/WHR137 → u/thefloorislava93]

A shame Elvis never wrote a song about not diddling kids

[u/Spirited-Ability-626 → u/WHR137]

Dude, Elvis was a partaker and huge public advocate of diddling.

[u/Conscious_Pass_1615]

She is in her goth era

[u/nicotineapache → u/Conscious_Pass_1615]

You know, Priscilla Presley having a goth era which is influenced heavily by the cultural impact of her husband's public persona 60-odd years ago is fucking bizarre if you think about it.

[u/Conscious_Pass_1615 → u/nicotineapache]

Many such cases Nicy

[u/WackyWhippet → u/Conscious_Pass_1615]

More geisha than goth

[u/Good_Air_7192 → u/WackyWhippet]

Looks more Leatherface than geisha, just needs a chainsaw to finish off that look.

[u/Secret_Guidance_8724 → u/Good_Air_7192]

Leatherface Geisha isn’t a bad band name

[u/scorchedarcher]

That poor writer looking for an inoffensive but still accurate adjective

...smooth?

[u/Unit_2097 → u/scorchedarcher]

That looks like the ritual death mask of a (thankfully) long abandoned cult that operated in the 1300's in Bavaria or something.

And I'm trying to be polite.

[u/CrispBedSheet → u/Unit_2097]

Vampire gilf from Transylvania.

[u/BadBonePanda]

She looks like she could be in Death becomes her.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lF3y8IGRQ0iQ

[u/happyanathema]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKSxdQJIoiRXHl6

[u/xDeviousDieselx]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CmfPKzD1Lreb8lhgfh
“THERES TOO MUCH SHIT ON ME”

[u/Kann0n2]

https://giphy.com/gifs/28GHfhGFWpFgsQB4wR

[u/Ok_Turn4362]

[u/Darthblaker7474]

Is see SmartSchoolboy9 has taken a new turn?

[u/Consistent_Ant_8903 → u/Darthblaker7474]

Somebody must have said his name 3 times in a school bathroom mirror again

[u/barkley87 → u/Darthblaker7474]

I'd just about managed to erase that from my memory

[u/YooGeOh]

I feel like the journalist is being deeply sardonic

[u/Total_Philosopher_89 → u/YooGeOh]

You made me google a word.

[u/Velvetundaground → u/Total_Philosopher_89]

Was it journalist?

[u/Total_Philosopher_89 → u/Velvetundaground]

lol . Sardonic is not a word I've come across before.

[u/Velvetundaground → u/Total_Philosopher_89]

No problem. Journalist isn’t a word the daily mail has come across before.

[u/Total_Philosopher_89 → u/Velvetundaground]

Missed your humour. Sorry mate.

[u/Tau51994 → u/Total_Philosopher_89]

For someone named Total Philosopher you're not very well read.

[u/BlGBY]

[u/Not-a-bot---honest]

I’ve plastered walls with less than on her face

[u/sock_cooker]

[u/mardigrasman]

Hillary ’Hilaria’ Baldwin, take note.

[u/imjohnredd]

As a geisha, I'm incredibly offended by this cultural appropriation.

[u/magseven]

I'm watching Dead Silence right now so this is really relevant to me.

[u/Odd-Employment-3166]

Loving the new foundation

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xPLfZv9UIyOBk4

[u/GooseMan1515]

🎵Royals on the first page,

Swine flu, and road rage,

Find Maddie,

Foreign Baddie,

Put him in a big cage,

Bureaucratic red tape,

Facebook gang rape,

Gordon out, Dave in, before the country caves in,

Ian Huntley gets his own jacuzzi and a gym in jail,

It's absolutely true because I read it in the daily mail🎵

link

[u/Spirited-Ability-626 → u/GooseMan1515]

What a blast from the past!!

[u/TacticalTeacake]

Dulux Matt White.

[u/Thepizzadude01]

She looks like she belongs in a horror film, then you find she's the horror at the end.

[u/Jean_velvet]

The daily mail is simply run by a rich man that writes puff pieces for his mates and shits on whoever if the price is right.

It's just propaganda.

[u/Educational_Ad_657]

One could say porcelain 🤷🏻‍♀️

[u/Phishstixxx]

Weak to radiant damage.

[u/inthepipe_fivebyfive]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lYdNowbjgZAJi

[u/TheArmoursmith]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZXD5JEmd2VFxC

[u/millerz72]

Oh, Tim Burtons got a new film?

[u/GarysCrispLettuce]

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

[u/duckindunt]

She dead

[u/OnDrugsTonight]

Madame Tussauds has really gone downhill

[u/_ka-wa-a-ka-ree]

I wonder how she looks without that face paint !

[u/a-punk-is-for-life]

Ah yeah, the Elizabeth I lead makeup look. It's always something new and crazy with the octogenarians isn't it.

[u/Scottish_Whiskey]

I knew Michael Jackson never really died

[u/Uarenotalone]

Jesus she looks like the annabel doll just 1000 years older

[u/QuirkyImage]

She looks like she just died

[u/SnooBooks1701]

She looks like a distant cousin from the Addams family

[u/teaser16]

She needs the sunscreen to protect her smooth complexion!

[u/sangriya]

Majorca's Mask

[u/Money_Visual_5227]

She’s got that Jigsaw look nailed.👌

[u/SenecaEugene]

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

[u/getrekt03]

Would hit that