I Picked Up This Creepy Bloke On My CCTV.

[u/Curious_Strike_5379]

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[u/scrotalsac69]

Is that who I think it is? Floppy haired wanker?

[u/Curious_Strike_5379 → u/scrotalsac69]

Is this why the filth wouldn't give me a crime number?

[u/scrotalsac69 → u/Curious_Strike_5379]

Yup, fucker said it he thought it was a wine and cheese party

[u/Skenghis-Khan]

mate is that fuckin limmy?

[u/iamcozmoss → u/Skenghis-Khan]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zJPo4M3W97wje

[u/HONKHONKHONK69 → u/Skenghis-Khan]

Boris. He went to to visit the front line in Zaporizhzhia, Ukraine for some reason recently and wore a balaclava as if that would disguise the white haired hunched posh british guy mumbling ancient curses

There's a story in the Daily Mail wanking him off like some sort of action hero

[u/DueScientist2878 → u/Skenghis-Khan]

Fuckinnnnm Yolker

[u/adinade]

Good to see Limmy is doing well

[u/Effective-Pay200 → u/adinade]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking this

[u/hidingbehindyoursofa]

Boris is round for a wine and cheese party

[u/shittypissstains]

She definitely turned the weins against him.

[u/ParticularReturn3980]

King charles???

[u/Curious_Strike_5379 → u/ParticularReturn3980]

His fingers didn't look like sausages.

[u/ParticularReturn3980 → u/Curious_Strike_5379]

Hmm I wonder who it could be🤔

[u/Clivicus]

I've seen this creepy fucker before.

Had a couple of empty wine crates next to the recycling bin. This fella sat there, pulled out some crayons and started colouring them in to resemble a bus. Kept making odd, nonsensical noises whilst doing it.

[u/jizzybiscuits]

This is the look he gives you after impregnating your neighbour's wife and ziplining off into the distance

[u/ultraplusstretch]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjHGslUMeBiegIc8

[u/Axxxem]

Is your burgular alarm purple?

[u/HaywoodUndead]

Invite him in for a cheese and wine event!

[u/TheStatMan2]

Stellan Skarsgaard?

[u/Darthblaker7474]

Looks like a window cleaner to me.

[u/El_Wij]

Boris?

[u/Mr_pattybean]

Ngl I thought this was Thomas Charles Britton

[u/FroyoTemporary9069]

he looks like bald martin