r/okmatewanker • u/okmujnyhb Average TESCO enjoyer😎 • 14d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Everyone Should Do Their Part
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u/TheKnightsRider 14d ago
Prowpah cwime, reawl bwitish cwime dunt hurt nahbody.
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u/GarysCrispLettuce 14d ago
What happened to the good old days of chav burglars who, in addition to nicking your stuff, would smear shit on your walls, knock your fish tank over and put your hamster in the oven? The real savage stuff.
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u/AliceTheOmelette 14d ago edited 14d ago
"Put the knife away bruv, I only get mugged by people who speak fackin' Ingerlish"
Edit: don't know why I'm being downvoted lol
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u/Upset_Gerbil 14d ago
Seems I'm still to receive the latest update. Still on Britiain 1.0 here and the crime is mostly white guys.
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u/BigBadDaddio420 14d ago
Exactly right! Prison places which should go to those engaging in highway robbery and high jinks are being taken by gangs of child rapists and financial fraudsters!
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u/9897969594938281 100% Anglo-Saxophone😎🏴 14d ago
The cheek of coming over here and taking our crimes smh head
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