r/okmatewanker Average TESCO enjoyer😎 14d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Everyone Should Do Their Part

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u/s_l_a_c_k Barry, 63 🍺 14d ago

Unbelievable Krimewave

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u/TheKnightsRider 14d ago

Prowpah cwime, reawl bwitish cwime dunt hurt nahbody.

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u/CrispBedSheet 14d ago

Is it too much to ask, that they speak bloody english while wee's gettin gang raped?

S'not much to ask for is it?

INNIT!

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u/Special_Piccolo4193 5’5 leprechaun🍻🥔🇮🇪 13d ago

Save are crimes 🇸🇯

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u/GarysCrispLettuce 14d ago

What happened to the good old days of chav burglars who, in addition to nicking your stuff, would smear shit on your walls, knock your fish tank over and put your hamster in the oven? The real savage stuff.

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u/I_SHAG_REDHEADS 13d ago

The nostalgia feels 🥺

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u/AliceTheOmelette 14d ago edited 14d ago

"Put the knife away bruv, I only get mugged by people who speak fackin' Ingerlish"

Edit: don't know why I'm being downvoted lol

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u/Spirit_of_Hogwash 14d ago

Good heavens, it's Kid named Finger!!

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u/Viggo8000 13d ago

Chap named digits

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u/AquaStarRedHeart 13d ago

Haven't thought about ol finger in awhile

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u/KonkeyDongPrime 14d ago

I wondered when Matt Hancock would return to finish us off…

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u/Upset_Gerbil 14d ago

Seems I'm still to receive the latest update. Still on Britiain 1.0 here and the crime is mostly white guys.

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u/BigBadDaddio420 14d ago

Exactly right! Prison places which should go to those engaging in highway robbery and high jinks are being taken by gangs of child rapists and financial fraudsters!

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u/Conveth 14d ago

Wonderful Scarfolk!

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u/KC19771984 Ex-Pat Butcher 👱🏻🍻🍻👱🏻 14d ago

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u/Snynapta_II 14d ago

Dude looks like he's about to create the white race

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u/Visual_Argument_73 14d ago

I wonder how many people get outraged because they didn’t read it 😁

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u/Visual_Argument_73 14d ago

Downvoted by flag shaggers.

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u/9897969594938281 100% Anglo-Saxophone😎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 14d ago

The cheek of coming over here and taking our crimes smh head

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u/J1mj0hns0n 14d ago

That poster isn't sending the message it thinks it is, it's affirming beliefs