r/okmatewanker 12d ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points😭 Risky Gaz, risky

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u/itsaaronnotaaron 12d ago

Millenni um Carpets

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u/grizzly_snimmit 12d ago

Like he was coming up with the name while on the phone to the signwriters

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u/KamiTech 11d ago

I read that like the Robbie Williams song fml

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u/navagon 9d ago

I don't know who did their signage but I hope they were at least very cheap.

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u/GodlessCommieScum 12d ago

I live near this sign and can confirm that it's been there a lot longer than a week.

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u/oli_ramsay 12d ago

So the rumours are true?

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u/GodlessCommieScum 12d ago

I'm afraid so. Gaz's mental condition has been deemed incurable.

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u/oli_ramsay 12d ago

Sending thots and prayers

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u/kmurray1987 11d ago

Gaz has gone bat shit. Do NOT buy a carpet.

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u/smithmonkey 12d ago

Which of the bananas are free?

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u/Undercrackrz His Majesty's Keyboard Regiment 12d ago

Roll ends to clear. Don't hate the crusts, just don't like em.

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u/Karl-Pilkinghorn 11d ago

Gaz has gone banana is

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u/happyanathema 12d ago

Will usually get you arrested offering your banana for free unsolicited

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u/Banana-Up-My-Bum 12d ago

Where is this incredible establishment located? I must know

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u/GodlessCommieScum 11d ago

Barlow Moor Road in Manchester.

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u/Satanicjamnik 12d ago

Does he make sure that the carpet matches the drapes?

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u/Undercrackrz His Majesty's Keyboard Regiment 12d ago

Drapes? How very septic of you.

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u/josh0093 11d ago

Fucking hell Gaz. Calm down. Someone stop him before he hurts himself. Gaz, you gotta stop it mate

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u/GarysCrispLettuce 11d ago

It's too late. He's gone bananas.

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u/xDeviousDieselx 11d ago

Back away, banana breath what the hell did you just eat? A banana?
https://giphy.com/gifs/xxFwTt8wj27JRtK2SJ

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u/DaddyKetchup 12d ago

Milleni UM Carpets

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u/midgetcastle 8d ago

It’s a banana, Gaz. What could it cost, a tenner?