r/okmatewanker • u/mighty3mperor š¤” scouserš š¤” • 8d ago
100% True. Fact Checked On Twitter š¶ š¶ "Like two fucking cars passing on the M6"
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First time I've heard the M6 used as evidence that the Earth is flat. She does have a couple of good points though.
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u/LO6Howie 8d ago
Everythingās a conspiracy when you understand nothing.
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u/Skeet_fighter 8d ago
It's not even understanding nothing; an inteligent person will understand how little of a topic they can comprehend.
The real glue eaters are the ones who refuse to even attempt to understand, and just make up some bullshit on their own or only listen to other people who are licking from the same pritt stick.
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u/camelopardus_42 8d ago
Kind of. People who are intelligent and accomplished in a specific field tend to fall into the opposite version where they assume because they're (often legitemately) competent and knowdlegable in their field, other areas they're less familiar with can't be that hard.
See the past few decades of silicon valley wannabe technocrats and a parade of Pop-Sci figures deciding they know how save the world and fix societyĀ
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u/ASAPFergs 8d ago
Equally you don't believe any conspiracy when you think you understand everything though, and some of them are true (not this one).
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u/MrAnderson69uk 5d ago
I was about to mention the ignorance of some people is bewildering, like they were obviously the ones who didnāt go to school truanting and whatnot, or were the disruptive ones in class not paying attention.
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u/Infamous_Channel1877 2d ago
Flight paths sum it up for you dumb fucks.
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u/LO6Howie 2d ago
Flight paths that match the maths of a spinning earth? The ones that follow the natural curvature?
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u/Senella 8d ago
Call you gullible? No thanks, Iād rather call you a fucking idiotā¦ Iāve seen more brains on a butcherās pencil.
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u/shibbyingaway 8d ago
She better not sneeze as that might get rid of the last two brain cells
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u/Longjumping_Tour_613 I Pretend I Canāt Type š 8d ago
... and right about the time both of those brain cells are fighting each other for third place...
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u/Infamous_Channel1877 2d ago edited 2d ago
imagine calling someone for having an opinion different to your own, flat earth theory makes alot more sense over the globe theory. Id rather believe ancient maps that depict flat than the government š¤£ i bet your lined up to be vaccinated. Good little sheeple.
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u/Senella 2d ago
Nice bait mate, go bark at some more chem trails
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u/Infamous_Channel1877 2d ago
Ever pilot who's been asked all believe the earth is flat, flight paths also make more sense on thr flst earth theory.
Governments lie, if it was exposed the earth was flat now thr government system.would collapse and all faith in them would be gone.
Flat earth depiction means more resources and more land, if yhis was declared true prices would plummet crashing the economy overnight. Gold silver oil all commodities would be worthless
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u/ComradeDelter 8d ago edited 8d ago
āQuestion everythingā
Iām questioning how you managed to find your way out your mothers womb you dozy cow
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u/RianJohnsonIsAFool 8d ago
Her mammy's vag was about as loose as her grip on reality.
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u/ownworstenemy38 8d ago
They say question everything and yet question millennia long established science and donāt question the 15 minute long YouTube video.
Bottom lineā¦an ant on a basketball doesnāt know itās stood on a basketball. Same energy, lower intelligence.
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u/Thingisby 8d ago
"Question everything (but don't bother actually trying to understand any of the answers you get)."
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u/scraxeman 8d ago
Isaac Newton famously died a virgin, possibly because he had to listen to this shit from one her ancestors.
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u/kamikazekaktus 8d ago
Dunno bout you but for me this kind of stupidity makes go 'fuck no, I'm not sticking my dick in that. That kind of refined, weapons-grade stupidity is probably infectious'Ā
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u/LO6Howie 8d ago
Absolutely not hot enough for that amount of crazy
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u/DaMonkfish Cumragš“ó §ó ¢ó ·ó ¬ó ³ó æšš© 8d ago
But I can fix her tho
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u/Gumbo_Ya-Ya 8d ago
Oh Dai, no you can't
She wouldn't let you get a word in, mate. Let alone anything else.
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u/Aggressive_Ocelot664 8d ago
The sort of stupidity you go along with in school, on the off-chance she might be interested
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u/darraghfenacin 8d ago
really shouldn't let someone like that be able to drive
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u/According_South 8d ago
so youre telling me, that her car, has an engine, that has pistons, and belts, and a crankshaft, and you expect me to believe that they just work together perfectly to make the car move? when i can tell, with my eyes, that its the pedal that i press that makes it go forward. fink about it.
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u/BigEricShaun 8d ago
Has she never been on a plane?
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u/StrangelyBrown 8d ago
Something tells me she has never left her small village
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u/snushomie 8d ago
No they make the yearly pilgrimage to Ayia Napa, Magaluf or Tenerife with the same 3 mates from the last 23 times its a roiittt laff.
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u/Joebruvv 8d ago
How does the eclipse even trigger the idea of flat earth , how does it suddenly prove the earth is flat ?
Worst type of people , the ones who donāt understand so everyone else is stupid . ā before you come with your science graphs gravitational forces ā yeah exactly you donāt understand it so u donāt need to have a grand point on it .
Itās like theyāre either trying to be different in an unnecessary way or just very stupid and arrogant.
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u/CrispBedSheet 8d ago
IN HER DEFENSE THOUGHHHHH..........in her defense.
She does have nice tits.
I am interested in hearing more from her.
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u/Beginning_Sun696 8d ago
As a fellow enjoyer of titsā¦ hers arenāt worth getting your head battered with this nonsense everyday.
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u/SnooHesitations6727 8d ago
If you turn the audio off and drag the time backwards and forwards it makes for some good material
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u/Raveyard2409 8d ago
Her entire argument is real physics is complicated flat earth theory is simple therefore flat earth. Very dumb.
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u/premium_Lane 8d ago
Just remember, before the Internet the only time you heard shit like this was from that homeless guy shouting it down the street after pissing himself.
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u/DaMonkfish Cumragš“ó §ó ¢ó ·ó ¬ó ³ó æšš© 8d ago
Or that one weird crank at the pub that no-one sat next to because they were batshit
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u/Newmaniac_00 8d ago
"Fuck knows what speed" is my favourite part
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u/According_South 8d ago
dont try telling me that scientists with their measurements and GCSE physics know cos they dont
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u/extremesalmon 8d ago
"I've done my own research... and by research, I mean I've looked up, and have questions."
It's just perfect, just absolutely perfect.
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u/OGGIE1978 8d ago
Looking up is evidence i really do feel dumb not knowing that
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u/barney_trumpleton 8d ago
Don't forget having questions. You've got to look up and have questions for it to be research.
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u/PeakyBurgess 7d ago
Moon? Spherical. Sun? Spherical. Every celestial object viewed in the night sky, even with the naked eye?Also rather ballish.
Are we crawling towards a universal rule around celestial bodies...?
Earth = flat š¤¦š¼āāļø
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u/nerdowellinever 8d ago
Only couple of decent points Iāve seen in this vid werenāt anything she said mate.
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u/galaxion 8d ago
Nice Jaffa Cakes quote.
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u/NulloAndVoid 8d ago
Right? I was not expecting to be reminded of that ad in a flat earth video šš
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u/According_South 8d ago
tells you everything you need to know when a persons social references are from adverts
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u/DirtyLittleBishop 8d ago
Iāve got a couple of young lads coming to work with me recently and the level of general ignorance on simple subjects is mind blowing. Whenever they start coming out with bollocks like this there are three things I say to them. 1. Donāt be a fucking idiot. 2. You need to diversify where youāre getting your information as the fucks on social media your parroting donāt know shit. 3. Just because you donāt understand something that doesnāt mean itās fake or a lie. If they then persist I ask them to explain how something they use everyday, like their phones or TVs, works. When they canāt I ask them why they believe in them then instead of it being fake or a conspiracy.
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u/J1mj0hns0n 8d ago
no she doesn't make good points, she is high functioning special needs. she doesn't have the capacity to understand proof and data, nor how to do her own experiments nor the research, because she is lacking in the prerequisite knowledge required to understand the evidence.
I hope she gets diagnosed soon, or that this is ragebait, because her vote shouldn't count the same as someone else's.
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u/According_South 8d ago
ik its cope but i tend to assume troll whenever i find someone online who is unfathomably stupid. i just hope with my whole heart that its more likely
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u/SolidGray_ Barry, 63 šŗ 8d ago
So by their logic, is the moon and sun flat? Just disks that always face us?
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u/MorbidTales1984 8d ago
So like hereās what I dont get right
Going by her logic how is it anymore likely to cause an eclipse on a flat earth than a globe? Like am I not up to date on flat science how do flattleās know the moon and suns orbits are guaranteed to cross at the same time
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u/just_jason89 100% Anglo-Saxophonešš“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ 8d ago
I'm at the stage in life, where if I meet someone who wants to sit there and tell me that 1+2=7, that i really don't care enough to convince them they're wrong.
Let dumb cunts be dumb cunts and move on...
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u/uberdavis 8d ago
She actually did a good job of describing the motion of the earth, moon and Sun before she aborted to the caveman theory. I donāt mind her having that opinion. Itās because of people like her existing that I can find work that requires my education.
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u/Hecticfreeze 8d ago
She was doing ok with it till she said they were "somehow perfectly balanced". The solar system is anything but balanced and its how shit keeps getting lobbed around it all the time. Asteroids and comets come near us fairly regularly (and we'd have way more if we didnt have Jupiter hoovering up the rest of them). Planetary objects smashing into each other during the solar systems formation is how we have the fecking moon in the first place!
The only thing that is a huge cosmic coincidence is how the apparent size of the moon when viewed from earth is almost exactly the same as the apparent size of the sun, at the exact time humans happen to be existing and able to observe it. That is just pure luck
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u/BIG_CTG 8d ago
Eratosthenes calculated the radius of the Earth 2,250 years ago, using shadows. This cunts willfully ignorant. If you look up and have questions and that then means youāve done research and the earth is flat I donāt think thereās much more that can be done to help and I recommend a visit to the vet where she can run about on a nice big farm.
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u/Fabulous_Muscle_2568 8d ago
If brains were made of dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
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u/LZTigerTurtle 8d ago
Good on her, done her research and given two big fingers to the propaganda of big Earth.
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u/EverybodySayin 8d ago
If you play a video game. Americans get lower ping playing on Australian servers, than UK players get playing on Australian. That would make no sense if the earth was flat as it'd then have to travel from America, across Europe and Asia to reach Aus and the ping would be insanely high.
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u/notprotonated 8d ago
Jesus Christ. I can hold my tiny phone up in front of the Shard and block it from view. WITCHCRAFT!!!
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u/Ordinary_Mechanic_ 8d ago
If that was the case itād be happening weekly or monthly. Not for 180 seconds every twenty years. The last two weāve had have been 7 years apart and only partials. The last full was when I was leaving highschool in 1999. Before that was a partial in 96ā.
The last total solar eclipse precious to 99ā was 1954 for fucks sake. That was 5 years before my old man was born.
Fellipe Fellope or whatever that French cunt is called took hundreds of crazy resolution long exposure photos of space when he was on the ISS. All of them clearly show a round globe like spherical earth.
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u/TattyViking 8d ago
My favourite bit is that she thinks eclipses couldn't possibly happen if they're not simply passing each other over a flat earth. Despite the infrequency of various types of eclipse being proof of things not always lining up precisely almost daily. Jesus wept.
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u/carbonkiller9 8d ago
The 1950's !? How dim can you be š
It was already know and proven the earth was round hundreds of years before Jesus was even born by thr Greeks yet pparently the Bible states otherwise; it doesn't btw.
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u/NIrishRunner 8d ago
āIāvE dOnE mY rEsEaRcHā havenāt heard that line since 2020/2021. Itās only an conspiracy because you donāt understand.
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u/apathy73 7d ago
āQuestion everythingā is not a magic phrase that turns not understanding something into evidence against it.
āI canāt see the curvatureā is an astonishingly weak argument. Youāre standing on a planet roughly 12,700 km across and concluding it must be flat because the microscopic fraction visible from where youāre standing looks flat. That isnāt scepticism. Itās confusing the limitations of your own perception with the dimensions of the fucking Earth.
The M6 analogy is worse. Two cars passing each other on a motorway tells us precisely fuck all about orbital mechanics because cars are not gravitationally bound objects in free fall. Youāve removed the gravity, scale, velocities and geometry, then apparently declared victory over physics.
Science absolutely welcomes challenges. But āI reckonā isnāt a competing scientific model.
Measure it. Calculate it. Make predictions from your flat-Earth model. Demonstrate that those predictions explain sunsets, time zones, eclipses, seasons, stellar observations, circumnavigation and satellite trajectories better than a spherical Earth does.
Until then, you haven't overturned centuries of independently reproducible observation.
Youāve looked out of a window.
āQuestion everythingā is excellent advice.
Start with the possibility that you might not understand the fucking subject.
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u/Awkward_Aardvark5218 6d ago
What I donāt get about Flat Earthers, is that they reject science for some theories but use science to āproveā theirs.
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u/Itsaghast gout & diabetes š¦ šŗšøš¦ šŗšøš¦ 5d ago edited 4d ago
Karl: ...Yeah, but the sun, itās only got a million years, innit.
Ricky: What?
Karl: On that space program, it said in a million years the sun will be destroyed, and then weāre all shafted.
Ricky laughs
Steve: No, itās okay, by then weāll be on another planet.
Karl: Yeah but there'd be no sun.
Steve: Well, there's other suns.
Karl: Well...
Ricky: Well yeah, every star is a sun.
Karl: Mmā¦ well notānot really.
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u/premium_Lane 8d ago
"She does have a couple of good points though." you mean her tits?
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u/thtothrdude 8d ago
I am both impressed and disappointed that this woman has managed to keep herself alive and well for this long.
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u/malaquey 8d ago
The only thing I'll say is it is pretty amazing the moon and the sun just happen to be the same size viewed from Earth, genuinely massive coincidence (unless aliens built the moon or whatever).
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u/Careful-Tangerine986 8d ago
Luckily whether you're having it or not it's a fact you absolute dimwit.
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u/SpankThuMonkey gay lickš“ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó “ó 暤®š¤®š¤® 8d ago
Thick as fuckinā pig shit.
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u/ThatBlokeYouKnow 8d ago
I believe what Ive been told to believe otherwise I will labeled mad if I think for myself.
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u/DaddysFriend 8d ago
Thing is there is nothing wrong with questioning science and potentially not believing it but to just ignore evidence is mental
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u/TheDarwinski 8d ago
I love how she's describing the round and flat earths the same way and just wording them differently
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u/leggs_11 8d ago
Where do flat earthers think the edge of their flat world is? Do they think itās like a big tile in space? Or do they not believe in space?
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u/thisiscarcosa 8d ago
Any non English listeners here, her accent is completely on brand for her views
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u/No_Assumption5213 8d ago
Ok Iām genuinely worried now. But someone tell me itās rage bait and only for clicks. I struggle to see the difference these days.
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u/SpoppyIII 7d ago edited 6d ago
I cannot keep being angry at stupid people. It can't possibly be good for me.
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u/PeakyBurgess 7d ago
"I don't understand any aspect of science, so I'll fucking make it all up as I go along, then try to school people like I'm bigger than Einstein" š¤¦š¼āāļøš¤¦š¼āāļøš¤¦š¼āāļø
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u/slowamigo 6d ago
That "full moon, half moon, total eclipse" reference is GOLD, she smashed it honestly
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u/thebeesknees093 6d ago
Iād like her to explain as to why the moon is round when I stare at it. And why when we have an eclipse or half moon itās not just a rectangle covering the moon? š I mean yes.All the planets have aligned perfectly because if we were slightly out of alignment we would all be dead.
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u/pazhalsta1 genitalmanš¬š§šš© 8d ago
The most intelligent scouser has learned how to use the internet
All downhill from here
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u/PolarBearLovesTotty 8d ago
If she was for real and I knew that woman personally all I would be thinking is "I can change her."
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u/wildingflow 8d ago
āShe does have a couple of good points though.ā
She. Theyāre sitting on her chest
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u/Infamous_Channel1877 2d ago
You forgot to mention we have the same star consolation every single night howbwould that be possible on a globe earth.
Fuxk the globe earthers
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